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bat beckett natalia godot 🦇
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i want recommendations based solely on tone, not plot.

Tone >> Formula >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> plot
The problem with tv show recommendaitons is that what I mean by "recommend me a show like [blank]" is so weird and specific that no generic list can ever help me.
January 30, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The problem with tv show recommendaitons is that what I mean by "recommend me a show like [blank]" is so weird and specific that no generic list can ever help me.
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
why are so many job listings just completely fake now. I keep seeing one for Cashier at Aldi in [my Town Name]. The only problem is that the nearest Aldi is over 50 miles away and the location they're referencing does not exist.
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Every ICE officer w̶h̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶w̶ should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.
Every ICE officer who has broken the law should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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Snakes on an Astral Plane

This was an interesting formation, coming in at an unusual angle to the main rays, snaking and twisting about.

I like the big storms, and their unusual structures!

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Twizel, New Zealand
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"Look with your eyes. See with your Soul."

#Aurora #EastCoastKin #Scape #Stunday
January 21, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I got home and she was trapped in her bed with her nail caught. I had to use fabric scissors to cut her out. My poor little baby.
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 AM
if i go to a play, I think it's a great idea to have a place to recycle the programs. most people will just throw them away. But this play I went to had a sign saying "please don't pinch 'em."

I'm going to take it home and keep it for the next 20 years and there's nothing you can do about it.
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 PM
i love literary analysis in all its forms
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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People have a lot of misconceptions about mental illness. They think it compromises your perception of reality, when in reality it grants you direct communion with the divine and unlimited secret knowledge of all things. Common mistake.
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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How much training did it take for you to stop murdering people at work?
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
it's not that I don't believe in therapy (when it's not abusive); it's that I don't believe that therapy is the best way for everyone to put in the work of self improvement an actualization.
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I need an app with the functionality of reddit but the community and anonymity of forums
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
i've been playing a dinosaur survival game with my friends recently and we're all playing as Pachycephalosaurus.

Which is great except that they keep calling us "Pachys" and I'm the only one who's been around enough british people to do a double take every time.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
if social batteries were materially real, I could probably solve the global energy crisis
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
asked my supervisor for a letter of recommendation and she asked if i wanted her to write it with gender neutral pronouns, which is not something we've ever talked about

it's probably because my openly trans/nonbinary friends have referred to me as they in her presence but still. idk how to respond
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you're learning a new language you should try not to translate the vocabulary in your head but you (or at least I) need to translate the grammar in your head. It was hard in school because I didn't have a strong enough foundation of English grammar to fully translate
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I want to live in a big city but in a neighborhood that feels like a small town
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i'm gonna become one of those "ADHD is my superpower" guys but strictly about being able to drink caffeine at all hours of the day and night
October 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
the government shutting down will disrupt the economy, pause government services, and let the administration argue for more federal cutbacks

but it will also give me time off of work so it's impossible to tell if it's bad or not.
September 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
my late junior and early senior years of high school were like adaine +kristen applebees+fig

Working way too much at my restaurant job, smart and dedicated, undiagnosed adhd making doing schoolwork hard for no reason, taking like 4 more classes than was supposed to be allowed
September 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
katie marovich is an incredible comedian because she's the only person about whom I fully cannot discern any person separate from her comedic persona
September 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
im high and im basically recreating meditation from first principles
September 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Organizing my things according to my own system is so anxiety-inducing for me but sorting is so relaxing
September 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM