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There's a ton of the twist but we're fresh out of shout.

Jersey and Buffalo
Pinned
The real truth about it is
No one gets it right
The real truth about it is
We're all supposed to try
Does she think we're operating in less than "40 yards of acceptable debate" right now? In the last week, "the debate" has featured POTUS threatening to hang members of Congress, a pundit saying fucking 15 y/os isn't *that* bad, and a tech psycho calling the Pope the antichrist. Plenty of width!
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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[Matt Berry voice]
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You like Zohran's free buses? Wait until you hear about *my* platform for NYC mayor

h/t @walthickey.bsky.social and Numlock News
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Khalil Shakir needs to be taken out of the game. Already evaluated for a concussion and has made a couple plays now that made me feel like he's not totally there right now.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I appreciate what they're doing and the substance is good but this headline sucks

Try "RFK Jr forces CDC to lie about vaccine-autism link"

Saying "the CDC did something" sounds official to people who don't pay attention (the only people who matter electorally)

apple.news/AycLYbXmyTrK...
Under RFK Jr., CDC reverses course on stance that vaccines don’t cause autism — STAT
WASHINGTON — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Wednesday publicly reversed its stance that vaccines do not cause autism, over the objections of career staff and counter to years of sci...
apple.news
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@miketanier.bsky.social Ryan Fitzpatrick is Stanley Kubrick. Worked across an astonishing number of genres, some truly memorable moments and seasons, ultimately his output is way less than you think
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social another awful AI suicide case, but this is the first time I've read about any company taking the risks seriously, as Google did with the early version of the bot detailed here (they then later got in bed with the same company so.....)

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/m...
A Teen in Love With a Chatbot Killed Himself. Can the Chatbot Be Held Responsible?
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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so trump just out there getting standard MRI scans as a standard part of the standard multiple annual check ups a president gets in the first ten months
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Mike Johnson pretty clearly put out a call to the caucus to get someone to change their position on this so he could swear in Grijalva. It's the most transparent coverup in living memory.

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Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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You're telling me this guy -- Chuck "Rawhide" Schumer, the o.g. badass, the man who never met a bareknuckle brawl he didn't like, the meanest, toughest son of a bitch in U.S. Senate history -- *this guy* might cave to Republicans without getting a good deal? I'll believe it when I see it!
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Just incredible how often this is the correct piece of commentary for a Republican pundit's attitude about a Democrat victory
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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And now, to open a internet browsing window and read what I'm sure are literally dozens of pieces reporting on the sweeping democrat victories, the obvious anti-Trump mood it represents, and how Trump should -- nay, has a *responsibility* to! -- compromise with the left on matters great and small.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Also, maybe we come up with, like, two more holidays, say in the early and late spring, that involve walking around the neighborhood and talking to your neighbors?
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's an acute failure that 42 million on SNAP may not have access to help this weekend

It's a disease that 42 million people in the richest country on earth needed help getting access to food in the first place
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
There are so many stats flying around today about how the team that is up 3-2 heading home wins about 67% of the time. There's nothing in that. That's just the basic probability of the three possible outcomes

🟢🔴 - Win World Series
🔴🟢 - Win World Series
🔴🔴 - Lose World Series
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
@markpoloncarz.bsky.social There is no way to get through to DSS to get an answer to a simple question. The phones are always swamped and the menu options send you in a loop if you manage to get through. How else can I get in touch with that office?
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ontario still running the Reagan ad during the World Series. Go get em, you hosers!
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is the most insane thing I've ever seen
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
2005 is confused as fuck reading this
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Trump demolishing the White House to build a new money ballroom during a government shutdown seems like the kind of thing even Democrats could create a successful message around
October 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM