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kalzon01.bsky.social
товарищ Фитюлька
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24 | Москва | просто рабочий чел. атеист, феминист, центрист | ru, eng | he/him | sapphic tmasc dude, yo | no war!
ahh she would be so beautiful in her storch-splaining. god, I would have listened to every word she said 🫠🫠🫠
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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I think she's show up in period-accurate armour, with a real sword, and alternate between totally ignoring you to watch the play, and storch-splaining every detail in autistic depth.

She can already recite the whole thing, so if you miss any dialogue she can fill it in. With notations.
a man and a woman are sitting in front of a sign that says road to wrestlemania super show
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in front of a sign that says road to wrestlemania super show
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December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
imagine: storch, with a focused face, sitting on the balcony of the theater with a fancy little pair of binoculars in her hand (maybe it's even her personal binoculars, not a rental one) 🧐
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
by the way, that gave me other thoughts
probably, tall replikas should sit in the back rows so that they don't interfere with anyone's view of the stage and so that they themselves don't get stared at 🤔
maybe the nation's theaters even have special areas with reinforced seats for replikas
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
a storch who is happy because she's going to a play with you... revolutionary, it's worth living for 🫠🫠🫠
December 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
yesss, agree with your thoughts!
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm really interested in hearing all the options 👀
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ahh, I'm mesmerized...
how gorgeous she is! ✨
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Need this woman who is built like a brick house 😩
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
довольная 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
what if some replika ruined her reputation? will AEON take away the modifications?..
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM