I’m watching a monarch butterfly enjoy my zinnias. There’s certainly a more poetic way to say this, but my brain is melted from work, so just…

If you want butterflies, plant flowers.

Stefan Voice: "This WIP has it all: Half-vampires, farmers shapeshifting into giant serpents, a horseman of the apopcalypse, true love, trainwrecks, magical libraries, Edwardian dandies."

In December 2020, my friend asked me to write a coronavirus-themed Christmas play for her students. I had blocked it out of my memory, but please enjoy these screenshots that I found lingering in my Google Drive. (Hey @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social, hire me!)

Inheriting the family estate is a monkey’s paw of a dream come true; Jane finds herself trapped by a generational curse in a tiny Southern town that has been hidden from the world since the Civil War. No one who enters may leave—even after death. #Q #A #F #PR #MR #LF #questpit

There's something in the water in Vesper, AR, and Waverly is determined not to drown. Not again, anyway. Keeping her bearings proves challenging as she tackles a quarter-life crisis, unexpected romance, and the end of the world. No pressure. #Q #A #F #UF #CF #RF #questpit

#POSTERPITQ #MR #L #Upmarket #SouthernGothic

#POSTERPITQ #UF #CF #RF

There's something in the water in Vesper, AR, and Waverly is determined not to drown. Not again, anyway. Keeping her bearings proves challenging as she tackles a quarter-life crisis, unexpected romance, and the end of the world. No pressure. #A #Q #UF #RF #F #LuckyPit #PopUpPitA

Inheriting the family home is a monkey’s paw of a dream come true; Jane finds herself trapped by a generational curse in a tiny Southern town that has been hidden from the world since the Civil War. No one who enters may leave---even after death. #LuckyPit #PopUpPitA #Q #A #MR

Looking for author friends, agents, and general glory and fame. Follow me! #thevibesibringtothefunction

Inheriting the family estate is a monkey’s paw of a dream come true; Jane finds herself trapped by a generational curse in a tiny Southern town that has been hidden from the world since the Civil War. No one who enters may leave—even after death. #YouDeservepIt #Q #A #F #GH #MR

There's something in the water in Vesper, Arkansas, and Waverly is determined not to drown. Not again, anyway. Keeping her bearings proves challenging as she tackles a quarter-life crisis, unexpected romance, and the end of the world. No pressure. #YouDeservepIt #A #Q #UF #RF #F

The Glorifieds playlist is a hipster time capsule. Can you tell how long ago I started this journey? #Q #A #F #magicalrealism #literary #genrebending #UnhingedPit

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