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Kalvin the Reindeer
@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
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Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.

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A dog, like Chewbacca, holding a gun
May 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Did I do this right?
A skircle showing all my closest interactions
May 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Don't say your vote doesn't matter ever again
A screenshot showing how the Liberals won one seat by 17 votes.
April 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Steps 1 and 2 complete
My cat, eating grass, plotting the ruin of my carpet.
April 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Is it 1? I bet the record is 1.
A picture of a rat sniffing out land mines with the headline "A giant pouched rat recently set a new world record for most landmines detected by a rat". My guess is the record is one.
April 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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And here are some happy houses for you to enjoy as we head into the Weekend of Despair.
A house that looks happy (happy than me at least) A house with a big red smile (like Amazon's logo only less corrupt) A happy looking log cabin A house that looks happy as it eats it's fields.
April 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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How about this guy?
Count von Count the Putin impersonator.
April 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I googled "houses that look surprised" and I'm glad I did.
A barn that looks surprised A brick building that looks either surprised or worried A building that looks surprised. It also has some pipes that look like a penis (I don't know why). A house that looks both surprised and surprising chill
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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There's a little bird nesting outside my office window so things are slightly better.
A bird (maybe a dove or a pigeon or an ostrich -- I don't know birds) perched outside my office window.
March 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I'm currently hanging out with some snow monkeys and this guy wanted to say hi.
A snow monkey hanging out in a thermal bath, living his best life.
March 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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An unexpected development
The ghost of Maury Povich shared this post about Maury Povich
March 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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This is a trap
My cat lying on his back inviting me to pet him so he can bite me
March 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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It is done
This is an image of a google map with the name of Lake Titicaca changed to Lake Boobiepoopoo which proves that I am the most powerful president ever.
February 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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You have a new follower
Fembots from Austin Powers have taken over Bluesky. If only there were an international man of mystery to save us.
January 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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In case you think I'm lying
My cat sleeping in a box instead of his new bed because he is annoying.
January 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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uh oh the avas have found me
Attack of the Avas (2025) - a Bluesky original movie about a horde of Avas who attack bad jokes.
January 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Blade Runner 2025 looks amazing!
A cyber truck from Blade Runner 2025 is on fire outside some shady hotel.
January 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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This is an effective method
Dino (from the Flintstones) is unable to get through the door because he has a big bone (and is a vampire).
December 30, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Same vibe
Luigi arriving at court
December 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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FRIEND: why do you hate crocs so much?
ME:
Crocs with toes. Reason 78 for why Crocs are awful.
December 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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How I feel Saturday night vs how I feel Sunday morning.
Luigi Mangione = Saturday Emaciated Zombie = Sunday
December 15, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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COMPUTER: your password is too weak
ME:
Two weeks scene from Total Recall
December 13, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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When your cat goes through a French Revolutionist phase.
Meowpoleon Bonaparte
December 11, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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Breaking news: I have a new board game to play. And it's cheese themed!
Fromage: board game Fromage: inside the box
November 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM