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Arm the scroton torpedoes!
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Hank Hill wearing headphones and looking like someone just took a car battery to his testes. Caption reads: mother of god, it's all toilet sounds
January 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025
Two concerned scientists wearing orange bihazard suits. One holds a little white board upon which they have written "horny."
December 28, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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A fleshless skeleton with red eyes wearing a back robe. It is whipping the robe open as though to expose itself in a malicious way. Some innocent bystander exclaims "WTF." Caption: death flashed before my eyes.
November 27, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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A pile of gummy worms (candy). Caption: gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms.
November 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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A picture of a black Labrador retriever with a red ball in its mouth. It's ears are down and it is staring into some manner of existential void. Caption: Ball squeaking stops.
November 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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A 4 panel comic of a small owl with its talons wrapped around a mouse's neck. Each panel zooms closer to the mouse. In the 4th panel the mouse says "harder."
November 22, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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A seagull with muscular human arms. Caption: has science gone too far? Is this image real or fake?
November 22, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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A substantial orange cat with its head poking out a window. Caption: girl, shit on his lawn.
November 20, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Sandwich
A wee kitten held in two hands with a caption: "the last thing you ate is what you have to name him."
November 20, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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A mitochondria (the powerhouse of the cell) that is also a corn dog (the powerhouse of the soul)
November 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM