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KalamaPat
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Blocked! Scooped up!
It’s a safety requirement now. Little bit of CAPA overreach by the quality department, if you asked me.
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not the seat. The lid. From now on all toilets in the house must be closed entirely except when in use. So it is written.
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Look if you’re not going to familiarize yourself with the lore and start with ‘E’, what are we even doing here?
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I want the fish tank/ taxidermy seats in the end zone
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Gotta have it.
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Has a brother in law from Racine.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
They’re gonna say it was dislodged before he went down. It’s how it goes.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
God damnit he reads @hawkeyestate.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If you think this is good, I’m here to spread the gospel of a spring/summer Saturday afternoon golf nap
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s when you go to pass someone and then don’t get back over
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It is not kind
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Can confirm. Boys look timid and a bit shell shocked in person. Need to get angry. Need to get mean
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Classic drug hog sentiment
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I was a cashier at a Sears in 2004 for the holiday season and this song played every 43 minutes. I hate it with a passion.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM