kakoturkeya
@kakotechnia.bsky.social
Bad art. If you think you know me, you probably do.
Saw that nonsense and thought “well as a professional educator, the most common use of generative AI I see is students trying to cover up a lack of basic reading and writing, but go off king”
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Saw that nonsense and thought “well as a professional educator, the most common use of generative AI I see is students trying to cover up a lack of basic reading and writing, but go off king”
Had the Croupier movie poster hanging in my dorm room in college 1) because Clive Owen is hot and 2) to show everyone I had good taste
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Had the Croupier movie poster hanging in my dorm room in college 1) because Clive Owen is hot and 2) to show everyone I had good taste
Thought I hated AI as much as possible and then I saw OpenAI blame a teenager for his own death
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Thought I hated AI as much as possible and then I saw OpenAI blame a teenager for his own death
Say it with me: “tenure does not protect against being fired for cause”
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Say it with me: “tenure does not protect against being fired for cause”
Welp, this sentence is gonna buzz around in my brain all day: “Thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching.”
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Welp, this sentence is gonna buzz around in my brain all day: “Thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching.”
You want it to be slightly plausible so that a student who reads the paper over won’t notice the addition—but he doesn’t understand that you want the added thing to also be made up so that you don’t confuse a legitimate paper for an illegitimate one
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
You want it to be slightly plausible so that a student who reads the paper over won’t notice the addition—but he doesn’t understand that you want the added thing to also be made up so that you don’t confuse a legitimate paper for an illegitimate one
Someone tell him you can and should just make something up when doing this. A friend uses the nonexistent “Philadelphia Method”
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Someone tell him you can and should just make something up when doing this. A friend uses the nonexistent “Philadelphia Method”
That sabbatical project must go crazy
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
That sabbatical project must go crazy
Usually the conversation in these circumstances is “we can do this the easy way or the hard way,” so it sure looks like you’re right. How funny is it that all this happens right as Jill Lepore begins complaining about Harvard students?
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Usually the conversation in these circumstances is “we can do this the easy way or the hard way,” so it sure looks like you’re right. How funny is it that all this happens right as Jill Lepore begins complaining about Harvard students?
Loved the tension between plastic surgeons who said “you want me to intentionally make you look bad? No thanks” and the ones who are like “more fillers? You can’t afford NOT to!”
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Loved the tension between plastic surgeons who said “you want me to intentionally make you look bad? No thanks” and the ones who are like “more fillers? You can’t afford NOT to!”
Training a chatbot to say “he’s very handsome, smart and definitely loves his kids” is sooooo funny
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Training a chatbot to say “he’s very handsome, smart and definitely loves his kids” is sooooo funny
Love that the headline makes clear that the option to leave was RIGHT THERE but Jill decided to make her department meetings miserable instead. Many such cases
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Love that the headline makes clear that the option to leave was RIGHT THERE but Jill decided to make her department meetings miserable instead. Many such cases
*chanting increases* Job Lot Job LOT JOB LOT
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
*chanting increases* Job Lot Job LOT JOB LOT
It’s Frank Friday baybeeeee
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s Frank Friday baybeeeee
True story: I didn’t know Tom of Finland was actually from Finland until I planned a trip and saw there are Tom of Finland guided tours in Helsinki and you can stay here: www.klauskhotel.com/en/special-o...
Tom of Finland Package | Klaus K Hotel
We donate 10% of the revenue of this package to Tom of Finland Foundation to support its efforts of educating the public as to the cultural merits of erotic art
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November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
True story: I didn’t know Tom of Finland was actually from Finland until I planned a trip and saw there are Tom of Finland guided tours in Helsinki and you can stay here: www.klauskhotel.com/en/special-o...
I remember seeing someone say “Can you believe that Elizabeth Holmes gets to work out in a gym with hand weights?!” and thought yes, incarcerated people who pose no threat to themselves or others should be able to weight train
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I remember seeing someone say “Can you believe that Elizabeth Holmes gets to work out in a gym with hand weights?!” and thought yes, incarcerated people who pose no threat to themselves or others should be able to weight train
Still not over “coherent” misspelled three different ways in a single item
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Still not over “coherent” misspelled three different ways in a single item
Made him a whole-ass university president just for him to fail at lying
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Made him a whole-ass university president just for him to fail at lying
The good folks of Tyson’s Corner VA fought a long but losing battle against a Metro stop because they didn’t want people who ride the subway to go to their mall
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The good folks of Tyson’s Corner VA fought a long but losing battle against a Metro stop because they didn’t want people who ride the subway to go to their mall
CHUCK SCHUMER RETIRE BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
CHUCK SCHUMER RETIRE BITCH
As an American, let me explain. There was no similar program about Kamala Harris because there wasn’t a January 6th for Democrats. Also this whole balance thing is a rhetorical maneuver conservatives pull when they want something they haven’t earned
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
As an American, let me explain. There was no similar program about Kamala Harris because there wasn’t a January 6th for Democrats. Also this whole balance thing is a rhetorical maneuver conservatives pull when they want something they haven’t earned
Chuck’s complete commitment to learning nothing is, in a way, inspiring
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Chuck’s complete commitment to learning nothing is, in a way, inspiring