Three blobs in a trenchcoat
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Hack webcomic blob and degenerate wordsmith.
If I can make a comic, so can you.
https://www.kaitou.org/comic/
If I can make a comic, so can you.
https://www.kaitou.org/comic/
Yup. The snake that he is would pronounce secretary with a triple S, not a double.
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Yup. The snake that he is would pronounce secretary with a triple S, not a double.
Is "Death by Cabinet meeting" a thing?
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is "Death by Cabinet meeting" a thing?
Nope. Not gonna do the "cats out of the bag" pun. Nope, nope, nope.
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nope. Not gonna do the "cats out of the bag" pun. Nope, nope, nope.
When, in fact, it's an entry exam for deMentia.
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When, in fact, it's an entry exam for deMentia.
"There is always more to do. These lies don't write themselves."
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"There is always more to do. These lies don't write themselves."
mealed oats 👉 oatmeal
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
mealed oats 👉 oatmeal
I thought all photos of Trump were Actual-Idiot-photos.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I thought all photos of Trump were Actual-Idiot-photos.
Wha-a-at? It's Thursday already?? I haven't finished Tuesday! Don't even get me started about Wednesday.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wha-a-at? It's Thursday already?? I haven't finished Tuesday! Don't even get me started about Wednesday.
She was originally elected, but then she played the Trump card...
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
She was originally elected, but then she played the Trump card...
This sounds pretty sub-par for an @adampknave.com reply.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This sounds pretty sub-par for an @adampknave.com reply.
"Why won't you put ME in a box?"
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Why won't you put ME in a box?"
I hope my brain at least get power from the third cup...
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I hope my brain at least get power from the third cup...
Unless you're an AI, in which case, you are neither (again, no matter what the algorithm says).
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Unless you're an AI, in which case, you are neither (again, no matter what the algorithm says).
How long before we see the crinkle-cut font?
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How long before we see the crinkle-cut font?
From the "Too Early In The Morning" dept.:
I first read part of that as "for advice on making sexual advances on a young manatee".
Brain is still trying to decide which is worse.
I first read part of that as "for advice on making sexual advances on a young manatee".
Brain is still trying to decide which is worse.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
From the "Too Early In The Morning" dept.:
I first read part of that as "for advice on making sexual advances on a young manatee".
Brain is still trying to decide which is worse.
I first read part of that as "for advice on making sexual advances on a young manatee".
Brain is still trying to decide which is worse.
And... blew the first line, should be:
A horse is a horse, of course, of course;
A horse is a horse, of course, of course;
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And... blew the first line, should be:
A horse is a horse, of course, of course;
A horse is a horse, of course, of course;
A horse is a horse, of course;
unless it's being blown by force;
that is, of course,
unless the horse,
was drawn by Lar.
unless it's being blown by force;
that is, of course,
unless the horse,
was drawn by Lar.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A horse is a horse, of course;
unless it's being blown by force;
that is, of course,
unless the horse,
was drawn by Lar.
unless it's being blown by force;
that is, of course,
unless the horse,
was drawn by Lar.
At least he didn't go with his theme song, "I'm Forever Blowing Bubba."
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
At least he didn't go with his theme song, "I'm Forever Blowing Bubba."
Of course not. Remember the source: they're TRUMP Space Lazers.
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Of course not. Remember the source: they're TRUMP Space Lazers.
I'd ask which one is LEGOlas, but I'm sure that's been done already (you can guess by whom).
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'd ask which one is LEGOlas, but I'm sure that's been done already (you can guess by whom).
A rogue can do Sneak Attack?
*checks character sheet
It looks like autocorrect changed that on my sheet to "Steak Attack" which I guess means you T-bone the victim when he isn't looking.
*checks character sheet
It looks like autocorrect changed that on my sheet to "Steak Attack" which I guess means you T-bone the victim when he isn't looking.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A rogue can do Sneak Attack?
*checks character sheet
It looks like autocorrect changed that on my sheet to "Steak Attack" which I guess means you T-bone the victim when he isn't looking.
*checks character sheet
It looks like autocorrect changed that on my sheet to "Steak Attack" which I guess means you T-bone the victim when he isn't looking.
Even weirder is that Hellman's swiped Best Foods slogan ("Bring out the Best Foods and bring out the best" -> "Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best" which loses, even more so if you heard the Best Foods version first.)
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Even weirder is that Hellman's swiped Best Foods slogan ("Bring out the Best Foods and bring out the best" -> "Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best" which loses, even more so if you heard the Best Foods version first.)
By including the "Moving day" text, I think the moderation team nailed it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
By including the "Moving day" text, I think the moderation team nailed it.