He’d gently take the blade back, gently kissing the back of his hand- licking the tiny drop of blood off his hand

Smirking to himself

“I always thought your cologne made blood taste sweeter~”

He’d purr, gently sliding his knife in his back pocket

“My body has craved yours for a long time~”

He’d still have a slight pout, but obviously accepted the kiss, softly handing over his blade without question

“I feel a little rusty,but the rush at least is still the same”

Out of old habit, he’d pour the two of them old fashions

“I assume you didn’t replace me with some fuck Buddy”

He’d tease

He’d sigh in disappointment,

“There truly is no impressing you, hm?”

There was a pout on his face, following the man like a dog with its tail between his legs, no treat- no praise,

His antics surely need to improve he supposes,walking inside as he would politely shed his blood stained trench coat

“I love when they do~”

He purred, clearly high off his nice adrenaline rush as he licked his blade for a moment- shivering in an ecstasy

“I ~loved~ when they thought you’d save them, when really you put them perfectly for me”

Well.. clearly he’s in a flirty mood- practically begging for praise

“A fucking psycho! He- He stalked me at night- I didn’t even fucking hear him! He-
He-!”

The man stumbled towards Dark’s voice,perfectly positioning himself-

In a blink of an eye Kai pounced from a tree branch,striking his prey’s neck with a blade, delighting in the struggle- the show he gave Dark

The man would shiver, tears escaping his blindfold as he hestarically laughs- immediately dropping his weapon

“O-Oh thank god-I-I’m free! Listen-you have to help me-there’s a man trying to kill me!He kidnapped me please“

He’d try to offer his bound hands to Dark,

Kai’s cologne wafting in the air

With a sudden turn around a tree Kai had gone out of sight, and the sound of footprints would be hastily approaching-

A blindfolded man would be stumbling in the snow,

“I’m armed- don’t fuck with me!”

His hands were bound, just barely able to run and hold a knife

“Identify yourself now!”

That toothy grin only grew, seeing this new toy with excitement as he’d giddily run towards the woods with his new axe- giving playful swings to small trees-

..hope Dark didn’t plant those-

“This is quite the nice dinner date- maybe we can pair it with some wine?”

He spots a trail, locking on

“So hasty sunshine~”

He’d tease, before sighing

“Unfortunately in this snow it’s much harder for me to track it.. you know how deer are- running till they can’t”

Looking out to the white coated woods, he’d scan

“And I’ve decided I’m not giving up on this one today”

He’d chuckle,

“And you still remember its scent.. how sweet of you”

With calculated steps, he’d advance

“Well old friend it appears I have.. a problem on my hands, a… deer has wandered onto your property and well- I’d hate for its blood to leave a trail”

He looked surprisingly clean

There was a lone presence approaching from the snow, a dark figure, the only thing showing was his grim smile

No one really comes out this way.

“…its been a while.. old friend~”

He’d purr, the sun reflecting uncomfortably from his glasses into your eyes