KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️
banner
kaishithead.bsky.social
KAI SHITHEAD 🖋️
@kaishithead.bsky.social
he/it. freelance journalist. former guncannon pilot on the white base. legal guardian of one kid

for work inquiries, send a carrier pigeon or email me at [email protected].
FUCK. i meant to pick a different one.
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
once the titans beat the shit out of me to tell me to stop "spreading anti-titans propaganda" and i got really depressed and drank until i blacked out and i woke up in ur guest room cause mirai had found me on the sidewalk and that was the most humiliating moment of my life
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
hope u dont have anything important to do 2day cap
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
u dont make me pray for the end of the deikun bloodline so ur good i think
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
truth colony drop
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the urge to hotwire a gyan
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
sry 4 speech to text
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
and Nepo's is don't tell don't tell them that I have a fursona it's embarrassing come on it's not that embarrassing it's a big old cute lion oh my God Kai. and send.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
also my fursona is an unholy pigeon rat hybrid
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
thats how the thyroid meds work. now im completely healthy. trust
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
might do some kind of side 3 holiday to piss her off
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
cant even lie. goes hard.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
if that happened to me i would get so high in celebration
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
no the fuck it isnt. its too saturated and its weird
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i dont know from experience. im just sayin. u know
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
even if u think this u probably shouldnt say it out loud...
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
what the fuck is ur problem
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
u better not use that stupid ass paper
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
yeah job, john, and john job lmfao
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM