If you think I'm such a villain you should really try to see things from my perspective. I mean you guys look like ants why should I feel bad.

Today's massacre for ya 😘

yes I know that little twist is completely unnecessary but when is a girl like me anything but overkill

guess its gonna be another day of peeling cars off my feet huh

Empty cars are no fun to step on, my favorite are the real gushers like this one 🩸🩸🩸

tiny yard dwellers... you got lucky this time

As a matter of fact, I am watching where I step. Why would I want to miss out on seeing you all disappear under my feet?

pov: you are perfectly innocent and have a family