Def the weirdest way I have ever been fumbled

It was going very well for awhile and now she wants to order me to pick a plant and like mentally imbue it with energy and dry it but leave it in a damp place for ‘the ceremony’ (yes that is how she is now referring to us hooking up)

Was kinda surprised by it which I know is a bit stupidly optimistic at this point

Gays