People don't realize how hard it is to dig a hole
March 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
People don't realize how hard it is to dig a hole
People don't even know where salamanders come from
February 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
People don't even know where salamanders come from
I just had a cup of tea so good that I've become a whole new man
Like a Bruce or maybe a Gerald
Like a Bruce or maybe a Gerald
February 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I just had a cup of tea so good that I've become a whole new man
Like a Bruce or maybe a Gerald
Like a Bruce or maybe a Gerald
TAKE ME TO THE CHAIR BOYS (just squished a lizard's toesies)
February 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
TAKE ME TO THE CHAIR BOYS (just squished a lizard's toesies)
Help I tired myself out goofing off
February 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Help I tired myself out goofing off
Hey if I'm eating tres leches do I gotta take tres lactaids or will one do
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hey if I'm eating tres leches do I gotta take tres lactaids or will one do
I wish I glowed in the dark
February 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I wish I glowed in the dark
I'd be such a good step dad. I'd say stuff like "you got this champ"
January 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'd be such a good step dad. I'd say stuff like "you got this champ"
She always looks like she has something to tell me
January 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
She always looks like she has something to tell me
I need kazoos I don't have any
January 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I need kazoos I don't have any
Does blue sky let people post their sexy bits?
January 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Does blue sky let people post their sexy bits?
I never twitted so I don't even know what people did on there, except racism?
January 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I never twitted so I don't even know what people did on there, except racism?
If Lucy Liu wanted to get married to a goofy little Cree I'd be like "hey"
January 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If Lucy Liu wanted to get married to a goofy little Cree I'd be like "hey"
A cool thing you may not know about me is that I am a bug whisperer
It's true I whisper to bugs. Like lots of kinds.
The problem I'm having is that bugs don't speak any languages.
It's true I whisper to bugs. Like lots of kinds.
The problem I'm having is that bugs don't speak any languages.
January 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A cool thing you may not know about me is that I am a bug whisperer
It's true I whisper to bugs. Like lots of kinds.
The problem I'm having is that bugs don't speak any languages.
It's true I whisper to bugs. Like lots of kinds.
The problem I'm having is that bugs don't speak any languages.