awe, happy holeadays to you too! that's a really catchy holiday greeting & i really like it. seasons grunting to you, goon sir. 🎅💦

oh a nibble! you're a naughty elf 🎄

you're right, this is truly a degenerate age 💦

you think i've got cards hidden up my sleeve? i wish! it's really hard being creative every day. i actually just make it up as i go along, & i work on just one portrait at a time. you'll have to be a good boy & wait to see what santa brings you this year 🎄

awe, you're such a sweetheart. as a bottom, the correct answer to my question is... who cares if he cums? 🤭

thank you, more art nouveau on the way 🍁

merci beaucoup pour un bouquet de bisous. permettez-moi, monsieur, d'allumer votre cigarette. 🔥🚬😘

thank you. the original fruit of the loom logo actually never had a horn of plenty but it's one of those mandela effects where almost everyone remembers it having one. it's gay & spooky! 🍎🍇🥬🩲