I just wanna see if it has the secret chord that David played to please the Lord.

Titus Andronicus

I'd add "Drugs (derogatory)" and "Drugs (complimentary)

Puffball! Which, can be a lot of things honestly.

One of the key reasons not to behave badly around writers and other sorts of creative folk.

I'm choosing to be skeptical of Male Feminists until proven otherwise.

Absolutely none of the math in this article makes any sense at all.

Who's 2nd and 3rd?

I believe the term is "lebensraum"

Except he's not really even one of those.

The sidewalks go both ways!

$1000-1500/month to garage a car at the one end, $35/hour or so at the other. Cue the sad Sarah McLaughlin music.

(A monthly parking spot in that part of the UES costs somewhere between $900-1500. He can afford an extra $20 when he drives around the corner to see his kids.)

Condos in that part of the UES are seven figures, easy, maybe eight. A parking spot in that neighborhood costs an amount that would rent a nice house in Missouri. We do not feel sorry for this man having to pay congestion pricing. He can swing it.

Especially because it's not like there's a lot of convenient parking at either end of that trip. Also, if you can afford to live in and keep a car where he is, you can afford the congestion toll.

You will almost always walk farther to get to/park a car in Manhattan than it would take to walk to his kids' place.