These tiny men lack whimsy

This is literally the boy version of Romi & Michelle inventing Post-It notes.

I was 11 when this happened and this was stupidly, highly impressionable.

I've never seen a moose in real life
Coyotes and bears? Yes.

Thrived in what way? By talking over people and repeating bigoted talking points?

2 years of college education with no degree under my belt - he's slimy

Collective executive dysfunction, perhaps. The old election signs will be up until the end of the year and replaced with the next round of election signs. (We have an election in June and mid-terms in November.)