Jake Yotty
Jake Yotty
@jyotty.bsky.social
Yeah, do your homework. This is why we're going after Greenland
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I've never had a chile relleno before and I really want a chile relleno
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Parent's neighbor's house is on fire and mom sends me the blurriest pictures you've ever seen
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Bathroom exhaust fan squealing? Drown it in WD-40.
January 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
"Honey, where should we eat tonight?"
Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
"Don't say it was about the oil. Don't say it was about the oil. Don't say it was about the oil."
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Standing outside the hospital with my pregnant wife at 11:55pm on December 31st so we can be the first to deliver and get that free local new station buzz.
January 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The news was making it sound like this was supposed to be competitive
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I really like this new practice of news station Facebook pages posting images of headlines and links to the article in the comments section
December 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Started watching Vampire's Kiss and this may be the greatest movie of all time
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Paul McCartney: I came up with a great idea for a song. People knock on your door and you let them in.
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Car salesman hacks: when setting up a new car for a person, set the treble and bass audio levels to maximum so customers get the best experience possible.
December 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Some day the children will wise up and ask why their letters to Santa end up in the local newspaper
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The traditional Christmas Eve lunch of gas station McRibs
December 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
As a homeowner, I've discovered that 90% of water-related problems are tied to gasket fuckery
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The bank will personally come to your house and confiscate any pennies you have
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don't know how lucky my mom knows she is that she bought a laptop a month ago before RAM became super hot
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Mom calls me to discuss getting a new car and her main car complaint is the tire pressure monitoring system going off when it gets cold outside. You know, something that happens in LITERALLY EVERY CAR.
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Watching the physical penny disappear and businesses have no plans in place for how to address this consistently is hilarious. Good businesses roll out PR saying they're rounding down to the nearest nickel and everyone else flips a coin on what they charge you.
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM