This will not prevent me in the future from divulging what those in the investigative journalism trade like to call “inside poop,” even if I have to conjure it out of thin air.

It doesn't help that Tom Suozzi's reply was so Beltway-lame.

In fairness, the terribleness of MATERIALISTS can't be pinned on her.

I may have to abandon it and wait for season five of ASTRID.

There's definitely a White Woman Knows Best attitude in ep 2 that may be subverted later but left an acrid aftertaste.

Hate to bust your dream but fellow Village Voice vet Tom Carson did a Gilligan's mashup in the novel GILLIGAN'S WAKE.

The fact that PLURIBUS has 100% on Rotten Tomatoes indicates that mind-melding reviewers would be redundant; they've already Borg'd.

He gargles before every bout of throat clearing to add extra volume.

When a some journalistic oracle (veteran hack) intones, "Rest assured...," I am less assured than ever. I am, in fact, the opposite of assured, instead Highly Suspicious.