Grievance Goblin
@justveeyourself.satan.social
"...this one time, at drug court"
she/they
she/they
After months of resisting...I finally had to clear out that third shelf for the collection.
Send help, this isn't funny anymore 😭😭
Send help, this isn't funny anymore 😭😭
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
After months of resisting...I finally had to clear out that third shelf for the collection.
Send help, this isn't funny anymore 😭😭
Send help, this isn't funny anymore 😭😭
My newest conspiracy theory is that Rome actually was built in a day, but the Frumentarii had to cover up the fact that they contracted the Amish to do it.
Anyways, burning the Library of Alexandria was an inside job
Anyways, burning the Library of Alexandria was an inside job
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
My newest conspiracy theory is that Rome actually was built in a day, but the Frumentarii had to cover up the fact that they contracted the Amish to do it.
Anyways, burning the Library of Alexandria was an inside job
Anyways, burning the Library of Alexandria was an inside job
This is from 2013. Things have not improved.
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
This is from 2013. Things have not improved.
Yoko Ono warned us about this btw.
You just didn't listen.
You just didn't listen.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Yoko Ono warned us about this btw.
You just didn't listen.
You just didn't listen.
Ready to bust out the Faygo if this shit keeps up.
Whoop whoop piggy.
Whoop whoop piggy.
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ready to bust out the Faygo if this shit keeps up.
Whoop whoop piggy.
Whoop whoop piggy.
apparently there were a few documents that were liberated from the vehicle in today's sh00ting. Any Reddit posts and the Youtube stream are being scrubbed in real time
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
apparently there were a few documents that were liberated from the vehicle in today's sh00ting. Any Reddit posts and the Youtube stream are being scrubbed in real time
Reading some chatter that the feds just set up frequency jammers in Minneapolis. All live streams went down at the same time
January 15, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Reading some chatter that the feds just set up frequency jammers in Minneapolis. All live streams went down at the same time
No, tampons will not help a bleeding wound.
Yes, it will fuck up said wound even more.
Yes, it will fuck up said wound even more.
January 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
No, tampons will not help a bleeding wound.
Yes, it will fuck up said wound even more.
Yes, it will fuck up said wound even more.
(c3ns0ring to avoid b0t mod)
If you are a n@tur@l1sed c1t1zen, MAKE COPIES of your n@tur!l1sation certificate, marriage certificate (if applicable), and any other relevant paperwork.
HAVE THESE COPIES N0T0RISED AND STAMPED, DO NOT GIVE UP THE ORIGINALS, do not let them leave your hand
nal
If you are a n@tur@l1sed c1t1zen, MAKE COPIES of your n@tur!l1sation certificate, marriage certificate (if applicable), and any other relevant paperwork.
HAVE THESE COPIES N0T0RISED AND STAMPED, DO NOT GIVE UP THE ORIGINALS, do not let them leave your hand
nal
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
(c3ns0ring to avoid b0t mod)
If you are a n@tur@l1sed c1t1zen, MAKE COPIES of your n@tur!l1sation certificate, marriage certificate (if applicable), and any other relevant paperwork.
HAVE THESE COPIES N0T0RISED AND STAMPED, DO NOT GIVE UP THE ORIGINALS, do not let them leave your hand
nal
If you are a n@tur@l1sed c1t1zen, MAKE COPIES of your n@tur!l1sation certificate, marriage certificate (if applicable), and any other relevant paperwork.
HAVE THESE COPIES N0T0RISED AND STAMPED, DO NOT GIVE UP THE ORIGINALS, do not let them leave your hand
nal
If Bambi's mom hadn't put herself in that dangerous situation, the hunter wouldn't have shot her
January 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
If Bambi's mom hadn't put herself in that dangerous situation, the hunter wouldn't have shot her
Welp, 2025's almost over. And to everyone that I've hurt this year:
Fuck you. And fuck you for another year.
Fuck you. And fuck you for another year.
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Welp, 2025's almost over. And to everyone that I've hurt this year:
Fuck you. And fuck you for another year.
Fuck you. And fuck you for another year.
If you need a book to tell you how to live, then probably you failed some common sense classes.
The OSHA manual can kiss my ass
The OSHA manual can kiss my ass
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you need a book to tell you how to live, then probably you failed some common sense classes.
The OSHA manual can kiss my ass
The OSHA manual can kiss my ass
My next fanfic will be titled "Major Willie's Garand Dick at the Battle of the Bulge"
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
My next fanfic will be titled "Major Willie's Garand Dick at the Battle of the Bulge"
The Tower of Babel was an inside job
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The Tower of Babel was an inside job
high blood pressure being a bad thing is a myth propogated by the bourgeoisie.
Enough pressure can make diamonds. Eat that 10th bucket of KFC, eventually you can donate your blood to Kay jewelers instead of the Red Cross. Ascend the market.
Enough pressure can make diamonds. Eat that 10th bucket of KFC, eventually you can donate your blood to Kay jewelers instead of the Red Cross. Ascend the market.
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
high blood pressure being a bad thing is a myth propogated by the bourgeoisie.
Enough pressure can make diamonds. Eat that 10th bucket of KFC, eventually you can donate your blood to Kay jewelers instead of the Red Cross. Ascend the market.
Enough pressure can make diamonds. Eat that 10th bucket of KFC, eventually you can donate your blood to Kay jewelers instead of the Red Cross. Ascend the market.
So my 2025 bingo card is still blank. I'm still waiting for something to happen to Bill Murray within the next 18 days so I can at least mark something off
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
So my 2025 bingo card is still blank. I'm still waiting for something to happen to Bill Murray within the next 18 days so I can at least mark something off
Go drink some water, or I will come to your house and spit in your mouth
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Go drink some water, or I will come to your house and spit in your mouth
Always carry snacks
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Always carry snacks
Due to inflation, tyre prices are increasing
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Due to inflation, tyre prices are increasing
Goddamnit. I got sniped Day One. Serves me right for the #Whamageddon suide-bombing I did last year 🤣🤣
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Goddamnit. I got sniped Day One. Serves me right for the #Whamageddon suide-bombing I did last year 🤣🤣