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@justthisguy.net
I'm just this guy, you know?

Homo loquax nonnumquam sapiens.
Epistemophilic, Pythonic, Caninophilic.

Austin, TX (ATX)
Crap.
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Great. Now I’ve been summarized in a single phrase. ::sigh::
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Which is a weird thing to say, I guess. That I see an art form only accessible to myself. But sincerely, I think it’s kinda cool.
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I’ve always viewed my code as an intensely personal poetry that only I myself derive joy or satisfaction from. Even other coders will see flaws & their own biases & approaches & fail to appreciate the art I find in what I’ve done. I enjoy my work.

I will continue, paid or not, because I feel good.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Oh, fuck.
a cartoon of winnie the pooh wearing a night cap
ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh wearing a night cap
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I’m good with that.
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Now I’m wanting a response from profanity.accountant showing who has the greatest spread/vocab.
profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Well, fuck. Checking prices.
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Bookmarked for stats.
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Back to blaming you. Dammit.

Diplomacy sucks.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Reposted
An ogre knocked - carefully - on the witch's door.

She looked up at the hulking figure. "Can I help you?"

"Do you know where giants live?"

"Haven't been any here for centuries. Why?"

The ogre blushed. "I... It's stupid, but... I want to be the small spoon."

"Hm. I have a shrinking potion."
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Which… um… which is… which?
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
You will wear your guilt straps and you will like it! My budget requires blame!

(I mean, if I’m being harsh, we _could_ both just point at Ghosts of Yōtei, shake hands, and be done with it. Fucking Ghosts of Yōtei.)
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Ok, I ver very much approve of the evolution from engagement farming to profanity level boosting on this platform.

Let’s fucking go!
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Dammit. Are you people gonna make me upgrade to PS5. You are, aren’t you? You’re gonna make me. I hate you people. Now I’m gonna have to buy one. And it’s _completely_ on you. Damn you, you rationalizable external influences allowing me to justify my own impulses through misdirected anger.

Fuckers.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
What keeps me awake at night is the idea that the Directorate S/Illegals program may be way, waaay more effective & broad than we appreciate.

I can’t stop thinking that the bulk of UK/US top level government is just… that.

Then I worry I’m super paranoid.

Then I shrug & have breakfast. And worry.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
A big favorite. Do you know the legacy of this film? What franchise rose from its Ashe’s?? Why this is a drastically underappreciated origin story for sci-fi film greatness?
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM