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Just a fun-size butch queen tryna reach the top shelf. Bruce’s dad ✨ (he/him)
Just went to pick up a case of water while I was grocery shopping and when I got up, this older black lady was behind my cart and said “that’s a nice squat young man”
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just went to pick up a case of water while I was grocery shopping and when I got up, this older black lady was behind my cart and said “that’s a nice squat young man”
Overton. Wakefield. Jones. 😮💨
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Overton. Wakefield. Jones. 😮💨
Taking your work clothes off at the end of the day on Friday is the most freeing feeling
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Taking your work clothes off at the end of the day on Friday is the most freeing feeling
My cat hearing the intro to Folded for the 128428563rd time since June
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My cat hearing the intro to Folded for the 128428563rd time since June
Guess who hit the gym
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Guess who hit the gym
She waited until right after the elections were over to put her hand out begging for money again..
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
She waited until right after the elections were over to put her hand out begging for money again..
One thing about Drake, when there’s a chill in the air and you need some moody shit to listen to, he’s got an endless supply to scratch that itch
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One thing about Drake, when there’s a chill in the air and you need some moody shit to listen to, he’s got an endless supply to scratch that itch
The exact moment I decided I needed chocolate chip cookies
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The exact moment I decided I needed chocolate chip cookies
Stood my ground on an issue at work and actually came out on the other side with the result I wanted 🫨
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Stood my ground on an issue at work and actually came out on the other side with the result I wanted 🫨
Dexter and Dee Dee after another day hiding the lab downstairs from their parents 🧪🩰
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dexter and Dee Dee after another day hiding the lab downstairs from their parents 🧪🩰
It was at this point I knew the liquor had taken over 🥴
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It was at this point I knew the liquor had taken over 🥴
Halloween with Dexter and Dee Dee 🧪🩰
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Halloween with Dexter and Dee Dee 🧪🩰
But he can say whatever he wants cause look at the outcome
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
But he can say whatever he wants cause look at the outcome
Oh you already know what time it is. Catch me in BK
October 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh you already know what time it is. Catch me in BK
My unserious ass barber: Okay Sway, this color look good but idk what you doing with this thin part in the back here. You got about 4 haircuts left
Me:
Me:
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My unserious ass barber: Okay Sway, this color look good but idk what you doing with this thin part in the back here. You got about 4 haircuts left
Me:
Me:
Coworker who's never spoken on my appearance just said I look like Malcolm X….
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Coworker who's never spoken on my appearance just said I look like Malcolm X….
My community don’t play about me cause I don’t play about my community
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My community don’t play about me cause I don’t play about my community
I need Cécred to carry me through what I’m about to put my hair through tomorrow
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I need Cécred to carry me through what I’m about to put my hair through tomorrow
I got my baby rapping Meg’s new song to me cause he heard me singing “my man my man my man my baby my bayyybeee”
Mission complete
Mission complete
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I got my baby rapping Meg’s new song to me cause he heard me singing “my man my man my man my baby my bayyybeee”
Mission complete
Mission complete
Ari Lennox just put out the best R&B Halloween record we’ve had in a while, and I’m here for it 🔥
October 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ari Lennox just put out the best R&B Halloween record we’ve had in a while, and I’m here for it 🔥
Goodwill has really seen so many of my ex’s clothes 🥴
October 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Goodwill has really seen so many of my ex’s clothes 🥴
Fresh out the shower 🚿
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fresh out the shower 🚿
To my seasonal depression baddies, it’s pre-season so let’s get ready 🫶🏽
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
To my seasonal depression baddies, it’s pre-season so let’s get ready 🫶🏽