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I spent a kind of embarrassing amount of time grinding materials for the Steel set before realising there are only three pieces and I can't get Guard+1 without also grinding Daimyo Hermitaur's shell breaks to make an Ironwall decoration.
In related news, anybody got tips for hammer?
In related news, anybody got tips for hammer?
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I spent a kind of embarrassing amount of time grinding materials for the Steel set before realising there are only three pieces and I can't get Guard+1 without also grinding Daimyo Hermitaur's shell breaks to make an Ironwall decoration.
In related news, anybody got tips for hammer?
In related news, anybody got tips for hammer?
It was going so well, too.
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It was going so well, too.
Climax of Night and the events to follow it can't ever truly die, so long as they've got that sweet, sweet French Bread money to keep them going.
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Climax of Night and the events to follow it can't ever truly die, so long as they've got that sweet, sweet French Bread money to keep them going.
I uninstalled Monster Hunter Wilds for plenty of reasons, as it's a game that just brings me unhappiness to think about. I do get little hits of validation and Schadenfreude when I see shit like this, however.
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I uninstalled Monster Hunter Wilds for plenty of reasons, as it's a game that just brings me unhappiness to think about. I do get little hits of validation and Schadenfreude when I see shit like this, however.
Sure, fuck it, why not
Easy top 4 FFs
Easy top 4 FFs
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Sure, fuck it, why not
Easy top 4 FFs
Easy top 4 FFs
I don't often find myself wandering through MTG subreddits, but when I do, I find some of the most entertaining screenshots imaginable.
Commander players hate playing Magic: The Gathering. It is known.
Commander players hate playing Magic: The Gathering. It is known.
August 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don't often find myself wandering through MTG subreddits, but when I do, I find some of the most entertaining screenshots imaginable.
Commander players hate playing Magic: The Gathering. It is known.
Commander players hate playing Magic: The Gathering. It is known.
I've been unable to reach the Dream Cancel Wiki for the better part of a month or two now, but I keep seeing people talk about it like it's still up and running and I'm beginning to feel like the world is gaslighting me.
I just wanna look at frame data for my favourite games. I beg of you.
I just wanna look at frame data for my favourite games. I beg of you.
August 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I've been unable to reach the Dream Cancel Wiki for the better part of a month or two now, but I keep seeing people talk about it like it's still up and running and I'm beginning to feel like the world is gaslighting me.
I just wanna look at frame data for my favourite games. I beg of you.
I just wanna look at frame data for my favourite games. I beg of you.
MGS Delta has reminded me again that A) I am bad at my favourite games, and B) video games may be the single greatest medium for storytelling, but only when the gameplay is enhanced by that story, not inhibited.
I had a great time, altogether. I'll have more meaningful critique come more playtime.
I had a great time, altogether. I'll have more meaningful critique come more playtime.
August 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
MGS Delta has reminded me again that A) I am bad at my favourite games, and B) video games may be the single greatest medium for storytelling, but only when the gameplay is enhanced by that story, not inhibited.
I had a great time, altogether. I'll have more meaningful critique come more playtime.
I had a great time, altogether. I'll have more meaningful critique come more playtime.
Tigrex may be the coolest monster in all of mainline Monster Hunter, but Kirin is easily the best elder dragon.
Their absence from Wilds is to be expected given how sparse and new that game is at present. That said, I still can't believe Kirin wasn't in Rise. Dude was fucking made for that game.
Their absence from Wilds is to be expected given how sparse and new that game is at present. That said, I still can't believe Kirin wasn't in Rise. Dude was fucking made for that game.
July 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Tigrex may be the coolest monster in all of mainline Monster Hunter, but Kirin is easily the best elder dragon.
Their absence from Wilds is to be expected given how sparse and new that game is at present. That said, I still can't believe Kirin wasn't in Rise. Dude was fucking made for that game.
Their absence from Wilds is to be expected given how sparse and new that game is at present. That said, I still can't believe Kirin wasn't in Rise. Dude was fucking made for that game.
Saw a couple of fighting game requests, so I'll throw mine in the ring too for fun
Kula Diamond, onegai
Kula Diamond, onegai
July 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Saw a couple of fighting game requests, so I'll throw mine in the ring too for fun
Kula Diamond, onegai
Kula Diamond, onegai
It was imperative that I find some way of sharing the thing in motion. Been like this for six years.
July 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It was imperative that I find some way of sharing the thing in motion. Been like this for six years.
As I'm sure certain close friends of mine have grown intensely aware, nothing in Heaven or on Earth lifts me with the same sense of unfettered ebullience as the musical projects of Ujico* and, by extension, Snail's House. This new album is no different.
Art is magic. There is no other explanation.
Art is magic. There is no other explanation.
July 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As I'm sure certain close friends of mine have grown intensely aware, nothing in Heaven or on Earth lifts me with the same sense of unfettered ebullience as the musical projects of Ujico* and, by extension, Snail's House. This new album is no different.
Art is magic. There is no other explanation.
Art is magic. There is no other explanation.
Personal point, but it is a bit of a bummer that their next Xanadu project is a sequel to Tokyo Xanadu, a game of unparalleled aesthetic mundanity, instead of anything resembling my aforementioned beloved Xanadu Next, champion in all things visual and audio aesthetics.
July 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Personal point, but it is a bit of a bummer that their next Xanadu project is a sequel to Tokyo Xanadu, a game of unparalleled aesthetic mundanity, instead of anything resembling my aforementioned beloved Xanadu Next, champion in all things visual and audio aesthetics.
You are one of us now. If I had to see one more pogging loser, I was gonna pull my fucking skin off from secondhand embarrassment. Been happy with the result for ages now.
July 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You are one of us now. If I had to see one more pogging loser, I was gonna pull my fucking skin off from secondhand embarrassment. Been happy with the result for ages now.
I like picking fights, so why not?
The King of Fighters XIV was one of the best games of its generation, and anyone who didn't play it because it happened to look like dogwater doesn't actually like fighting games. I mean, come on. Look at that fucking roster.
The King of Fighters XIV was one of the best games of its generation, and anyone who didn't play it because it happened to look like dogwater doesn't actually like fighting games. I mean, come on. Look at that fucking roster.
June 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I like picking fights, so why not?
The King of Fighters XIV was one of the best games of its generation, and anyone who didn't play it because it happened to look like dogwater doesn't actually like fighting games. I mean, come on. Look at that fucking roster.
The King of Fighters XIV was one of the best games of its generation, and anyone who didn't play it because it happened to look like dogwater doesn't actually like fighting games. I mean, come on. Look at that fucking roster.
It's almost cheating to say "But Soulcalibur II." That said, I am rather fond of his P1 design. It's simple, it's heroic, the red used on both the clothes and staff is quite striking and looks really good in most of the stages of the game as most of them have really bright and light colour palettes.
June 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's almost cheating to say "But Soulcalibur II." That said, I am rather fond of his P1 design. It's simple, it's heroic, the red used on both the clothes and staff is quite striking and looks really good in most of the stages of the game as most of them have really bright and light colour palettes.
Beat the final boss with the squad (twice because the one dude got a remembrance ending and didn't get the Dawn achievement), so now it's just remembrance hunting time.
Still, I can't believe there are people who beat the game without first clearing every boss. What are you, animals?
Still, I can't believe there are people who beat the game without first clearing every boss. What are you, animals?
June 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Beat the final boss with the squad (twice because the one dude got a remembrance ending and didn't get the Dawn achievement), so now it's just remembrance hunting time.
Still, I can't believe there are people who beat the game without first clearing every boss. What are you, animals?
Still, I can't believe there are people who beat the game without first clearing every boss. What are you, animals?
Hey, I won. I dodged everything like a bitch, and I got hit once and had to revive Gustave, but I won.
Nearly took me an hour.
But I won.
Nearly took me an hour.
But I won.
April 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hey, I won. I dodged everything like a bitch, and I got hit once and had to revive Gustave, but I won.
Nearly took me an hour.
But I won.
Nearly took me an hour.
But I won.
Okay, SNK. I get it. You fixed the COTW matchmaking. Please put the gun down.
April 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Okay, SNK. I get it. You fixed the COTW matchmaking. Please put the gun down.
I don't ever do these, but I could feel this one call to me on a spiritual level.
April 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don't ever do these, but I could feel this one call to me on a spiritual level.
COTW's Episodes of South Town mode has jobber enemies that seem to use bits and pieces of KOF movelists which is a fun way of reusing assets, but none of that matters because I already know for a fact that this bitch is gonna get more fanart than sixty to seventy percent of the actual cast.
April 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
COTW's Episodes of South Town mode has jobber enemies that seem to use bits and pieces of KOF movelists which is a fun way of reusing assets, but none of that matters because I already know for a fact that this bitch is gonna get more fanart than sixty to seventy percent of the actual cast.
My prerelease deck had three copies of Temur Tawnyback.
I'm not saying I was unstoppable, but I am saying I cast Temur Tawnyback a statistically improbable number of times for three matches of sealed, and it was a delight.
I'm not saying I was unstoppable, but I am saying I cast Temur Tawnyback a statistically improbable number of times for three matches of sealed, and it was a delight.
April 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My prerelease deck had three copies of Temur Tawnyback.
I'm not saying I was unstoppable, but I am saying I cast Temur Tawnyback a statistically improbable number of times for three matches of sealed, and it was a delight.
I'm not saying I was unstoppable, but I am saying I cast Temur Tawnyback a statistically improbable number of times for three matches of sealed, and it was a delight.
Best fucking announcement they could've made at the Nintendo Direct, and the show didn't even fucking start yet.
March 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Best fucking announcement they could've made at the Nintendo Direct, and the show didn't even fucking start yet.
It's astonishing just how wildly different the fight is when on land versus underwater. That juxtaposition justifies these mechanics on its own. Swapping between hunted underwater to properly being the hunter when you drag them out. Genuinely exhilarating.
Play Monster Hunter Tri (or 3U I guess).
Play Monster Hunter Tri (or 3U I guess).
March 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's astonishing just how wildly different the fight is when on land versus underwater. That juxtaposition justifies these mechanics on its own. Swapping between hunted underwater to properly being the hunter when you drag them out. Genuinely exhilarating.
Play Monster Hunter Tri (or 3U I guess).
Play Monster Hunter Tri (or 3U I guess).
I hope that everyone who complained about underwater combat, thus guaranteeing its absence for years to come, has a terrible, godawful day simultaneously. I mean real "come home after getting fired to find your wife sleeping with your boss" kind of bad day energy.
March 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I hope that everyone who complained about underwater combat, thus guaranteeing its absence for years to come, has a terrible, godawful day simultaneously. I mean real "come home after getting fired to find your wife sleeping with your boss" kind of bad day energy.