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justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social
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@justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social
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Hobby game maker
Professional inventor of strawbarinara
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Lemon pepper wet
Lemon pepper wet flavored spaghetti pasta on white and blue plates from the Asian market
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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killing myself because Ai told me id become a writer
i asked chatgpt to predict my future and it looks bleak
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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When you say something normal
Hilarious ratio of no likes no reposts but 44 quotes and 75 comments
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Pic of ice leader Bovino looking very nazi
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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slowpoke meme that reads ai is the future april fools
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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You know what time it is
Strawberries, spag, basil, and veg Parm
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Imagine getting the "are we the baddies" cap skull tattooed. Cringe 😂
Are we the baddies meme with a totenkopf skull on the cap
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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phew 😌
article that reads: if it looks like a bubble, it feels like a bubble, but it isnt
October 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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What's a strawbarinara opinion that has you like this?
Unpopular opinion sword meme
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Love when they're already blocked
Craig bad
October 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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bezos eyes and forhead, some other man's jaw
jess bezos?
October 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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For the curious
mindcrime @mindcrime.bsky.social 7m "lefty Zionist lib" Words don't mean anything anymore. Quoting the below larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social I'm like pretty pro Palestine for a lefty Zionist lib Jew but man do I ever have ms Rachel derangement syndrome and I hate myself for it 4h
October 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Truth nuke
The predator handshake between SMART PEOPLE & DUMB PEOPLE They're agreeing on: VEGAN CHICKEN WINGS ARE GOOD AND A BETTER DEAL THAN MEAT CHICKEN WINGS
October 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Some guys speaking to Leto II the god worm
September 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Unironically I love this
Melania Trump wearing a sweet purple hat and a Michael Jackson ass top
September 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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get ready to drink soymilk buddy
September 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Anyone need anything?
A farmers market pastry van with pull apart cinnamon rolls, danishes, and sourdough
September 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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They said I couldn't do it. They said strawbarinara couldn't be used as sauce on pizza.
I've proved the haters false.
The doubters run for the hills.
Because they observed. They saw what was made. Behold
A cheese pizza made with a sauce with a base of strawberries instead of tomato for my love, who is ever so intolerant to the devil's fruit.
September 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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July 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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"Cool Aid"
The three finger scene from inglorious bastards
June 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Invalid handle goes hard
Invalid handle under mias name
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Without saying Ireland, who has the best white people?
A Google image search for white people and the results are multiple white men and one woman, specifically White Fragility author Robin DiAngelo
June 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Fake ass country
The white house we site and there's an image of Donald Trump in front of "lab leak: the true origins of covid 19" text
June 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Ronald Reagan dead day Today Repeats yearly
June 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Going Anakin mode and turning it 90 to hit
75½ Bedford Street
Narrow building that would only be able to hit with a flying car if you turned it 90 degrees, aka Anakin mode from the first Star wars movie
May 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM