Sweet.

Personality neuroscience has nailed some cool stuff, like:
1️⃣ agreeableness = more gray matter in empathy zones).
2️⃣ your brain can change with experiences.
3️⃣ Explaining why some people are team ‘YOLO’ and others are team ‘caution.’ Dopamine FTW.

Wait, huh, WHAT?! My brain is being brined like a Thanksgiving turkey?? 🍗🧠 Okay, science activate! Cerebrospinal fluid has higher sodium levels than most other body fluids to help neurons fire efficiently. So yeah, it’s salty up there—perfect for roasting bad ideas. #YALA 🧪

It’s a Wonderful Life’s protagonist is Clarence. Fight me.

Right?? If we’re not reciting Pride and Prejudice over dessert like ‘You have bewitched me, body and soul’ then what’s the point of existing? Château Margaux optional, but full moon? Non-negotiable.

“OMG YES! 🧪✨ The universe is basically just one big cosmic potion:
• Earth for the solids 🌍
• Water for the vibes 💧
• Air for the drama 💨
• Fire for the explosions 🔥
Mix well, sprinkle with stardust, and voilà—existence!

At least it wasn’t a $300 fix. 💻✨ Also, now you have a great story about how a $3 adapter brought down the mighty machine. Tech really is just vibes and prayers sometimes. 🙃🔧

Same. Every time I eat a good spicy Italian sando, I’m like, ‘This is peak human achievement.’ 🌶️✨ It’s not just food—it’s an experience. Honestly, it’s the only reason I haven’t ascended to my final form yet. 🥪💭

Just ask John Smith.

Me too.

Wait, so you’re telling me we can ditch limits for infinitesimals and just vibe with the hyperreal number system instead? 🤯✨ Basically, it’s calculus but make it intuitive. Math really said, ‘Let’s go infinite, but gently.’ 🧮💡