Justin Wiggins
@justinwiggins.bsky.social
Famously obscure award winning writer.
"TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAME (coughs indecipherably)!!!"
September 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
"TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAME (coughs indecipherably)!!!"
@alexwinter.com our cat rearranged my son's Funko Pops and now Bill S. Preston Esquire and NES Freddy Krueger are sharing the most passionate, tender kiss I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
April 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
@alexwinter.com our cat rearranged my son's Funko Pops and now Bill S. Preston Esquire and NES Freddy Krueger are sharing the most passionate, tender kiss I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
90's toys were the best!!!
March 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
90's toys were the best!!!
@alexwinter.com I know the world is on fire, but please never forget that giant rasta eyeballs saying, "That sock is full a holes, mon" is one of the funniest moments ever recorded.
March 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@alexwinter.com I know the world is on fire, but please never forget that giant rasta eyeballs saying, "That sock is full a holes, mon" is one of the funniest moments ever recorded.
If these two made a baby
March 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If these two made a baby
The Duality of Sting
March 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The Duality of Sting
Rewatching Dazed & Confused for the first time in 30 years, and
February 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Rewatching Dazed & Confused for the first time in 30 years, and
I painted a hypothetical gushers ad or smash mouth album cover
January 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I painted a hypothetical gushers ad or smash mouth album cover
I've finally made it.
January 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I've finally made it.
"It's a big club, and you ain't in it!"
January 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"It's a big club, and you ain't in it!"
You think Rosie O'Donnell ever got to fuck Tom Cruise?
September 11, 2023 at 3:19 AM
You think Rosie O'Donnell ever got to fuck Tom Cruise?
This guy has always been the stuff of nightmares.
September 11, 2023 at 1:20 AM
This guy has always been the stuff of nightmares.
Yes, Leprechauns count as monsters, there is a whole 8 movie franchise about it
September 11, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Yes, Leprechauns count as monsters, there is a whole 8 movie franchise about it
Relationship goals
September 7, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Relationship goals
With the exception of "Nightmare on My Street" by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (for legal reasons).
September 6, 2023 at 12:14 AM
With the exception of "Nightmare on My Street" by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (for legal reasons).
nobody ever brings up Hitler's failed stint as a jorts model.
September 1, 2023 at 12:21 PM
nobody ever brings up Hitler's failed stint as a jorts model.
Part of me is like, ah man I shouldn't tear down other people's art, but then a bigger part of me is like, nah, this shit objectively sucks.
August 25, 2023 at 11:32 AM
Part of me is like, ah man I shouldn't tear down other people's art, but then a bigger part of me is like, nah, this shit objectively sucks.
This shit makes me wish I didn't feel weird about taking advantage of dumb rich people.
August 24, 2023 at 10:32 PM
This shit makes me wish I didn't feel weird about taking advantage of dumb rich people.
Like 99.9% of the art curated for the MoMA is just artists forgetting they had deadlines and crapping something insanely lazy out at the last possible minute. I applaud their grift.
August 24, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Like 99.9% of the art curated for the MoMA is just artists forgetting they had deadlines and crapping something insanely lazy out at the last possible minute. I applaud their grift.
In the late 90's, if a professional wrestler couldn't figure out a good gimmick they were forced to wear a Jamiroquai hat to the ring.
August 24, 2023 at 4:51 AM
In the late 90's, if a professional wrestler couldn't figure out a good gimmick they were forced to wear a Jamiroquai hat to the ring.
The OG Brangelina
August 23, 2023 at 12:51 AM
The OG Brangelina
Ladies & Gentlemen, Pool Shark Zombies...
August 16, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Ladies & Gentlemen, Pool Shark Zombies...