Justin
@justinlawguy.bsky.social
Civil rights lawyer. Passionate defender of what he imagines the Constitution says. He/him
New copyright hypo just popped.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
New copyright hypo just popped.
The next Attorney General of Texas will be a passionate defender of the First Amendment and the freedom of religion.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The next Attorney General of Texas will be a passionate defender of the First Amendment and the freedom of religion.
If you run out of errands, you can take my kids to Saturday soccer practice, Sunday scout eagle project, Sunday soccer scrimmage, Sunday scout training, and also pack us all up for Thanksgiving.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If you run out of errands, you can take my kids to Saturday soccer practice, Sunday scout eagle project, Sunday soccer scrimmage, Sunday scout training, and also pack us all up for Thanksgiving.
I love how foreign countries basically treat hours like some corrupt third world dictatorship.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I love how foreign countries basically treat hours like some corrupt third world dictatorship.
This is going about as well as expected.
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is going about as well as expected.
You missed the Christmas market by 3 weeks though!
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You missed the Christmas market by 3 weeks though!
Okay But hear me out.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Okay But hear me out.
All we need to do to solve the housing crisis is to deport ::checks notes:: one out of every three people living in this country.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
All we need to do to solve the housing crisis is to deport ::checks notes:: one out of every three people living in this country.
I did not have the Senate Republicans coming out for single-payer on my bingo card.
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I did not have the Senate Republicans coming out for single-payer on my bingo card.
ADL: Mandami hates Spurs, a team that has fans that refer to them as the "yids," how much more anti-Semitic can you get?
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ADL: Mandami hates Spurs, a team that has fans that refer to them as the "yids," how much more anti-Semitic can you get?
Congratulations to FIFA for creating their first ever Peace prize and giving it to the most special boy.
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Congratulations to FIFA for creating their first ever Peace prize and giving it to the most special boy.
At least something went better than my oral argument today!
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
At least something went better than my oral argument today!
On the one hand the Washington Post is terrible, on the other hand, they will have forever given us this line.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
On the one hand the Washington Post is terrible, on the other hand, they will have forever given us this line.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Also acceptable answers:
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Also acceptable answers:
The problem with gerrymandering is not that the Nash equilibrium is for both parties to gerrymander, because Republicans don't value democracy for its own sake, they prefer gerrymandering anyway, and so there's no cooperative solution unless the Supreme Court or Congress imposes one.
Nash matrix:
Nash matrix:
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The problem with gerrymandering is not that the Nash equilibrium is for both parties to gerrymander, because Republicans don't value democracy for its own sake, they prefer gerrymandering anyway, and so there's no cooperative solution unless the Supreme Court or Congress imposes one.
Nash matrix:
Nash matrix:
11yo brought home a patch from his first scouting campout.
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
11yo brought home a patch from his first scouting campout.
"The First Amendment requires Florida to fund Christian schools through vouchers because that's the free exercise of religion but prohibits them from funding Muslim schools through vouchers because that's Sharia law"
By Samuel Alito
By Samuel Alito
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"The First Amendment requires Florida to fund Christian schools through vouchers because that's the free exercise of religion but prohibits them from funding Muslim schools through vouchers because that's Sharia law"
By Samuel Alito
By Samuel Alito