JustinLambchop
@justinlambchop.bsky.social
I used to love Twitter.
I was in a Zumba class tonight and once I started feeling tired an attractive older Chinese man joined the class and I perked right back up. 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I was in a Zumba class tonight and once I started feeling tired an attractive older Chinese man joined the class and I perked right back up. 🤣
Did gas prices….. go down?
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Did gas prices….. go down?
I miss the sun. I may actually get seasonal depression this year. Lol
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I miss the sun. I may actually get seasonal depression this year. Lol
Walked 5 miles on the treadmill in about 90 minutes today. I’m super proud of myself because work was crazy but I avoided the pizza even though I stayed 2 hours late. My motivation is looking good in my new clothes I bought on Black Friday. Lol
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Walked 5 miles on the treadmill in about 90 minutes today. I’m super proud of myself because work was crazy but I avoided the pizza even though I stayed 2 hours late. My motivation is looking good in my new clothes I bought on Black Friday. Lol
How dare the theaters remove all the wicked posters so soon.
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How dare the theaters remove all the wicked posters so soon.
Friend: “you seem to like independent coffee shops over Starbucks.” Oh was that not already clear?
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Friend: “you seem to like independent coffee shops over Starbucks.” Oh was that not already clear?
Madison Beer - my ultimate hit-maker.
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Madison Beer - my ultimate hit-maker.
The perk of having younger friends is more of them knowing who Madison Beer is!
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The perk of having younger friends is more of them knowing who Madison Beer is!
The only people I’m jealous of are the skating fans in Boston who have become legit friends with Ashley Wagner. Cuz why do I still stutter anytime I talk to her? Lol
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The only people I’m jealous of are the skating fans in Boston who have become legit friends with Ashley Wagner. Cuz why do I still stutter anytime I talk to her? Lol
I have never seen the movie elf (please dont come for me) but it's playing at one movie theater this month so I'm excited to actually go and see it to get into the holiday spirit.
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I have never seen the movie elf (please dont come for me) but it's playing at one movie theater this month so I'm excited to actually go and see it to get into the holiday spirit.
I may not be a morning person but that doesn't stop me from flirting with the attractive Korean man at 8am. lol
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I may not be a morning person but that doesn't stop me from flirting with the attractive Korean man at 8am. lol
I wish Twitter would fix its algorithm. I don’t want to see tweets of people not rooting for Gabby, from accounts I don’t follow. That’s where the mute button comes in handy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I wish Twitter would fix its algorithm. I don’t want to see tweets of people not rooting for Gabby, from accounts I don’t follow. That’s where the mute button comes in handy.
Holiday festive vibes at the fairmont Olympic hotel in Seattle. 🎄✨🎁
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Holiday festive vibes at the fairmont Olympic hotel in Seattle. 🎄✨🎁
Shopping at Costco the evening of Black Friday has never failed me. It was so quiet just now.
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Shopping at Costco the evening of Black Friday has never failed me. It was so quiet just now.
Slept 8 hours for the first time in forever and that felt so nice. I should try doing that more often lol
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Slept 8 hours for the first time in forever and that felt so nice. I should try doing that more often lol
I have been changed for good 🩷💚🤞🏽🫧
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I have been changed for good 🩷💚🤞🏽🫧
I’ve done a good job of staying calm during this busy work week (stayed late every day so far) so I’m excited I have a full social weekend with friends starting tomorrow.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’ve done a good job of staying calm during this busy work week (stayed late every day so far) so I’m excited I have a full social weekend with friends starting tomorrow.
Ah!!!!!! I’m in Sephora now and Madison Beer is playing. I’m freaking out.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ah!!!!!! I’m in Sephora now and Madison Beer is playing. I’m freaking out.
It feels so great to be improving in yoga. I’m hitting positions this week that I’ve been hoping to reach for the past year.
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It feels so great to be improving in yoga. I’m hitting positions this week that I’ve been hoping to reach for the past year.
I think Madison Beer’s new song is becoming a mainstream hit. It’s finally happening.
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think Madison Beer’s new song is becoming a mainstream hit. It’s finally happening.
Feels like fall in Seattle even on sunny days.
October 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Feels like fall in Seattle even on sunny days.
I haven’t had this lazy of a day in forever. Out of bed and the shower at 330 pm and getting ready to head out to run some errands. I kind of needed this load back morning though.
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I haven’t had this lazy of a day in forever. Out of bed and the shower at 330 pm and getting ready to head out to run some errands. I kind of needed this load back morning though.
Madison Beer’s new song is on repeat today.
October 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Madison Beer’s new song is on repeat today.
I’ve been crying because crop top season is ending but then I remembered I have so many cute sweaters for fall. lol
October 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’ve been crying because crop top season is ending but then I remembered I have so many cute sweaters for fall. lol
Alex Shibutani good luck explaining this one to the world.
October 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Alex Shibutani good luck explaining this one to the world.