Justin
@justinf89.bsky.social
Former Philadelphia Union and Sixers blogger. Soon to be former tweeter. Current Eagles fan. As seen on a 8-year-old viral YouTube video with 24,000 views and one (1) RHAP podcast. He/Him.
The meeting went well(p)
There it is
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The meeting went well(p)
The good news about the 2025 Eagles is they never had to face this Texans defense.
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The good news about the 2025 Eagles is they never had to face this Texans defense.
I am typically not a "FIRE COACH YESTERDAY AND IF NOT YESTERDAY THEN NOW" guy but after yesterday I need to feel something again so if Lurie and Roseman can get going handing Kevin Patullo their pink slip and/or a rocket marked "Destination: Sun" it would be appreciated.
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I am typically not a "FIRE COACH YESTERDAY AND IF NOT YESTERDAY THEN NOW" guy but after yesterday I need to feel something again so if Lurie and Roseman can get going handing Kevin Patullo their pink slip and/or a rocket marked "Destination: Sun" it would be appreciated.
Wild to me that many Eagles fans who want to fire Sirianni wish to replace him with Older And More Publicly Dignified Sirianni. Tell me you don't keep tabs on the rest of the NFL without telling me you don't keep tabs on the rest of the NFL.
January 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Wild to me that many Eagles fans who want to fire Sirianni wish to replace him with Older And More Publicly Dignified Sirianni. Tell me you don't keep tabs on the rest of the NFL without telling me you don't keep tabs on the rest of the NFL.
I can only assume Kevin Patullo has not been fired yet because Jeffrey Lurie is still putting finishing touches on his rocket at the NovaCare Complex.
January 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I can only assume Kevin Patullo has not been fired yet because Jeffrey Lurie is still putting finishing touches on his rocket at the NovaCare Complex.
What is it with former Pac-12 head coaches who come to the NFL and do really weird shit with their tongue?
January 12, 2026 at 4:07 AM
What is it with former Pac-12 head coaches who come to the NFL and do really weird shit with their tongue?
Congrats to the Eagles for not having the worst performance against a bad defense tonight!
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Congrats to the Eagles for not having the worst performance against a bad defense tonight!
Reposted by Justin
ok here is a different distraction
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
ok here is a different distraction
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
Re-visiting last week, I'll maintain the Eagles were right to rest starters. If the Eagles can't score more than 23 points against the injured and bad Niners defense they're not overcoming the Rams or Seahawks, and probably not the Bears in less than 20-degree weather either.
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Re-visiting last week, I'll maintain the Eagles were right to rest starters. If the Eagles can't score more than 23 points against the injured and bad Niners defense they're not overcoming the Rams or Seahawks, and probably not the Bears in less than 20-degree weather either.
I wish I could be enjoying this very hilarious Chargers-Patriots game.
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I wish I could be enjoying this very hilarious Chargers-Patriots game.
The biggest indictment of Kevin Patullo is his complete lack of ability to adjust and build a creative passing game when his plan A of "run back 2024 with Saquon amassing another 1500+ rush yards" was obviously not going to be viable this season.
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The biggest indictment of Kevin Patullo is his complete lack of ability to adjust and build a creative passing game when his plan A of "run back 2024 with Saquon amassing another 1500+ rush yards" was obviously not going to be viable this season.
Credit to that Niners who made the shoestring tackle on Hurts on 1st and 10. Hurts had so much run to room if that dude whiffs.
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Credit to that Niners who made the shoestring tackle on Hurts on 1st and 10. Hurts had so much run to room if that dude whiffs.
Keep Sirianni, fire Patullo into the sun, throw the checkbook at Mike McDaniel to be OC.
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Keep Sirianni, fire Patullo into the sun, throw the checkbook at Mike McDaniel to be OC.
Well if this pattern holds up the Eagles will be back in the Super Bowl next season.
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Well if this pattern holds up the Eagles will be back in the Super Bowl next season.
Sirianni and Patullo need to engineer a touchdown drive. I have agita.
January 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Sirianni and Patullo need to engineer a touchdown drive. I have agita.
Eagles need a turnover here. #ObviousAnalysis
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Eagles need a turnover here. #ObviousAnalysis
This hasn't been Reed Blankenship's best game
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This hasn't been Reed Blankenship's best game
Okay!
---> SF (17) @ PHI (16) <---
PHI has 4th & 4 at the SF 15, Q4 08:00
Recommendation (VERY STRONG): 👟🏈 Field goal attempt (+6.1 WP)
Actual play: 👟🏈 J.Elliott 33 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-C.Hughlett, Holder-B.Mann.
PHI has 4th & 4 at the SF 15, Q4 08:00
Recommendation (VERY STRONG): 👟🏈 Field goal attempt (+6.1 WP)
Actual play: 👟🏈 J.Elliott 33 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-C.Hughlett, Holder-B.Mann.
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Okay!
If the Eagles are getting an injury timeout can we please go to commercial? I really have to pee.
January 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If the Eagles are getting an injury timeout can we please go to commercial? I really have to pee.
It's upsetting how much the Eagles offensive line has let Saquon down this season.
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It's upsetting how much the Eagles offensive line has let Saquon down this season.
Eagles start to get something going, then a penalty sends them into 1st and long or 2nd and long and Patullo just turtles. Screen to Barkley on 1st and 10 - good call! A holding penalty is called. Frustrating. Everything after is an insult to football.
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Eagles start to get something going, then a penalty sends them into 1st and long or 2nd and long and Patullo just turtles. Screen to Barkley on 1st and 10 - good call! A holding penalty is called. Frustrating. Everything after is an insult to football.
Feels like this audience is more likely to flip to NBC after this game than stick with Fox for a special advance showing of the premiere of the new Fear Factor reboot with Johnny Knoxville.
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Feels like this audience is more likely to flip to NBC after this game than stick with Fox for a special advance showing of the premiere of the new Fear Factor reboot with Johnny Knoxville.
Credit to Sigle for resisting the urge to audtion for WWE by showcasting his german suplex abilities on DeVonta Smith there.
January 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Credit to Sigle for resisting the urge to audtion for WWE by showcasting his german suplex abilities on DeVonta Smith there.