Justin Avery Smith
@justinaverysmith.bsky.social
Writer, Comedian, ADHDer
Trekker, Jedi Sentinel
Temu Elijah Wood
(he/him/his)
Trekker, Jedi Sentinel
Temu Elijah Wood
(he/him/his)
Dream casting for Knives Out
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Dream casting for Knives Out
Say what you want about The Force Awakens but it won’t change the fact that 10 years ago it told me exactly what I needed to hear
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Say what you want about The Force Awakens but it won’t change the fact that 10 years ago it told me exactly what I needed to hear
Every year I seek holiday entertainment by reading the Wikipedia summary of Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas for a laugh and this year did not disappoint 😆
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Every year I seek holiday entertainment by reading the Wikipedia summary of Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas for a laugh and this year did not disappoint 😆
Seeing this movie in my early teens was an important lesson in what happens when someone does something because they’re “following orders”
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Seeing this movie in my early teens was an important lesson in what happens when someone does something because they’re “following orders”
Little did I know I was cosplaying for a movie that the worst people you know won’t shut up about
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Little did I know I was cosplaying for a movie that the worst people you know won’t shut up about
Another example of Rob Reiner playing a huge role in my formative years as a film buff.
One of the few times I ever felt like a “cool kid” in school was telling my classmates about Misery’s iconic sledgehammer scene after they saw this image in a movie book I had and asked for context.
One of the few times I ever felt like a “cool kid” in school was telling my classmates about Misery’s iconic sledgehammer scene after they saw this image in a movie book I had and asked for context.
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Another example of Rob Reiner playing a huge role in my formative years as a film buff.
One of the few times I ever felt like a “cool kid” in school was telling my classmates about Misery’s iconic sledgehammer scene after they saw this image in a movie book I had and asked for context.
One of the few times I ever felt like a “cool kid” in school was telling my classmates about Misery’s iconic sledgehammer scene after they saw this image in a movie book I had and asked for context.
Whoever managed to sneak a Star Trek TNG reference into a Tomb Raider trophy list just became my favorite person to ever work on a video game!
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Whoever managed to sneak a Star Trek TNG reference into a Tomb Raider trophy list just became my favorite person to ever work on a video game!
Now *this* will be podracing! #TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Now *this* will be podracing! #TheGameAwards
We are so fucking back baby! #TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We are so fucking back baby! #TheGameAwards
This is the sort of thing I type before ultimately deleting it and replying with “Saturday works for me.”
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is the sort of thing I type before ultimately deleting it and replying with “Saturday works for me.”
If my phone is telling me I need to travel more then it better be ready to foot the bill
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If my phone is telling me I need to travel more then it better be ready to foot the bill
FIFA even had the song changed
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
FIFA even had the song changed
This is also how people at the UPS warehouse sort your packages
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is also how people at the UPS warehouse sort your packages
It’s giving Star Trek 90210
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It’s giving Star Trek 90210
If the Muppets can’t do Knives Out that opens up his schedule for Sinners 2
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If the Muppets can’t do Knives Out that opens up his schedule for Sinners 2
No she’s not, no it isn’t, no it doesn’t.
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
No she’s not, no it isn’t, no it doesn’t.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This will go down as the moment Jonathan Bailey and Cynthia Erivo jump started puberty for an entire generation
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This will go down as the moment Jonathan Bailey and Cynthia Erivo jump started puberty for an entire generation
“Max would like you to bring back 8 track tapes. Bear would like to stay at the White House for the summer. None of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Max would like you to bring back 8 track tapes. Bear would like to stay at the White House for the summer. None of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever.”
I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story
I can’t wait to see the look on my grandkids’ faces when I tell them I saw Avengers: Endgame on opening weekend
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I can’t wait to see the look on my grandkids’ faces when I tell them I saw Avengers: Endgame on opening weekend
Has a politician Single White Femaled another one like this before?
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Has a politician Single White Femaled another one like this before?
Mamdani is everything he accused Schumer and Pelosi of being, yet he’s been as nice to Mamdani as he has to Putin. Like what??
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mamdani is everything he accused Schumer and Pelosi of being, yet he’s been as nice to Mamdani as he has to Putin. Like what??