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Randy Johnson exploded a bird with a fastball once
we would also accept Democracy Dries in Darkness
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“a buddy told me” nothing has ever happened less than this
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
oh Lemon it’s not “handmade in USA” it’s pronounced “Hahnd-made in Oosa”
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
masterful guzzling sir
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Little Red Russet
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
and for dessert I’m told vegan folks will happily munch on all the apple cores you discarded while making the pie
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
you and you alone decide when your parent officially dies, and it’s when it finally falls outside your budget. cool cool cool cool
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
a bullet which had departed the chamber of a gun had become lodged within a chunk of muscle mass on the victim, setting off a chain of painful reactions that the Peace Officer was forced to witness up close since the gun from which the bullet departed was being held by him
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
not even notes app, just don’t send the email! leave it as a draft!
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM