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All we ever see of stars are their old photographs, and this is Jackass // film & television are all consuming // 30
Which circle of hell includes turning “Doodle Jump” into online gambling? Because that’s where we all are right now
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Which circle of hell includes turning “Doodle Jump” into online gambling? Because that’s where we all are right now
There is no better response to the Russell Brand news than this image from The Onion
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There is no better response to the Russell Brand news than this image from The Onion
haha yes very funny April fools joke, we are corporation but also human too!!!
April 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
haha yes very funny April fools joke, we are corporation but also human too!!!
Austin Butler frantically sending every scene of his from “The Shannara Chronicles” to Nintendo for consideration for the Link role in the Legend of Zelda movie
March 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Austin Butler frantically sending every scene of his from “The Shannara Chronicles” to Nintendo for consideration for the Link role in the Legend of Zelda movie
Zack Snyder’s Justice League is one of the most paint-by-numbers, “good guy = good, bad guy = bad” movies - so the fact that the black & white version uses the subtitle “JUSTICE IS GRAY” is, honestly, the funniest part about the film
March 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Zack Snyder’s Justice League is one of the most paint-by-numbers, “good guy = good, bad guy = bad” movies - so the fact that the black & white version uses the subtitle “JUSTICE IS GRAY” is, honestly, the funniest part about the film
This was a direct result of people being morons & the organization kowtowing to their demands out of self-preservation. Thiomersal STILL has never caused anything more than redness & swelling.
February 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This was a direct result of people being morons & the organization kowtowing to their demands out of self-preservation. Thiomersal STILL has never caused anything more than redness & swelling.
It’s giving “Scrooge walking around at night in pajamas with a candle” energy
February 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s giving “Scrooge walking around at night in pajamas with a candle” energy
Just got an email from Threads about how dead Threads is compared to Bluesky
excellent job, Zuck
excellent job, Zuck
January 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just got an email from Threads about how dead Threads is compared to Bluesky
excellent job, Zuck
excellent job, Zuck
The worst thing Google ever did for usability was implement this AI garbage. The AI will insist it’s right even when it’s just blatantly wrong, because it’s just pulling info from any “source” it can find.
Example #2,687 of confidently incorrect Google AI, today’s topic being “Breaking Bad”:
Example #2,687 of confidently incorrect Google AI, today’s topic being “Breaking Bad”:
January 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The worst thing Google ever did for usability was implement this AI garbage. The AI will insist it’s right even when it’s just blatantly wrong, because it’s just pulling info from any “source” it can find.
Example #2,687 of confidently incorrect Google AI, today’s topic being “Breaking Bad”:
Example #2,687 of confidently incorrect Google AI, today’s topic being “Breaking Bad”:
In a “Don’t let your dreams be dreams” moment, here’s Jason Momoa talking about his hopes to play Lobo originally in Zack Snyder’s DCU:
December 30, 2024 at 6:14 PM
In a “Don’t let your dreams be dreams” moment, here’s Jason Momoa talking about his hopes to play Lobo originally in Zack Snyder’s DCU:
The r/CodyKo subreddit mods are literal children begging people “not to be mean to our Cody boy!!!”
It would be funny if it wasn’t so deeply sad to feel that level of parasocial with an unrepentant statutory rapist 😔
It would be funny if it wasn’t so deeply sad to feel that level of parasocial with an unrepentant statutory rapist 😔
December 26, 2024 at 7:15 PM
The r/CodyKo subreddit mods are literal children begging people “not to be mean to our Cody boy!!!”
It would be funny if it wasn’t so deeply sad to feel that level of parasocial with an unrepentant statutory rapist 😔
It would be funny if it wasn’t so deeply sad to feel that level of parasocial with an unrepentant statutory rapist 😔
If I wanna feel depressed about the state of blockbuster films I just remember back to when Jurassic World Dominion still made a billion dollars despite being, objectively, a steaming pile of dinosaur shit
December 26, 2024 at 12:34 PM
If I wanna feel depressed about the state of blockbuster films I just remember back to when Jurassic World Dominion still made a billion dollars despite being, objectively, a steaming pile of dinosaur shit
I’m here to give a formal warning for the film “THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER” w/ Judy Greer & Pete Holmes that I wish I had been given:
This film is Christian propaganda pretending to be a “normal” Christmas film until ~30 minute mark, when it solely becomes about the importance of Jesus
This film is Christian propaganda pretending to be a “normal” Christmas film until ~30 minute mark, when it solely becomes about the importance of Jesus
December 16, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I’m here to give a formal warning for the film “THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER” w/ Judy Greer & Pete Holmes that I wish I had been given:
This film is Christian propaganda pretending to be a “normal” Christmas film until ~30 minute mark, when it solely becomes about the importance of Jesus
This film is Christian propaganda pretending to be a “normal” Christmas film until ~30 minute mark, when it solely becomes about the importance of Jesus
I have nothing against “gym bros” or fitness in general but you’re WAY too far gone when you’re making fun of people for getting ice cream when it’s scorching hot outside
December 15, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I have nothing against “gym bros” or fitness in general but you’re WAY too far gone when you’re making fun of people for getting ice cream when it’s scorching hot outside
I present: the Shart Charger
December 13, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I present: the Shart Charger
These are very obviously 2 different men in 2 different jackets. The NYPD have a vested interest in making the public believe they are closing in on the suspect with the goal of making any of the suspect’s (possible) accomplices get nervous and spill the beans in self-preservation.
December 8, 2024 at 7:14 AM
These are very obviously 2 different men in 2 different jackets. The NYPD have a vested interest in making the public believe they are closing in on the suspect with the goal of making any of the suspect’s (possible) accomplices get nervous and spill the beans in self-preservation.
Superman didn’t appear shirtless in any comic issue until 1963, when this cover was released revealing his bare chest.
Technically, tradition for superman IS a hairless chest!
Technically, tradition for superman IS a hairless chest!
December 7, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Superman didn’t appear shirtless in any comic issue until 1963, when this cover was released revealing his bare chest.
Technically, tradition for superman IS a hairless chest!
Technically, tradition for superman IS a hairless chest!
I’m really not a “inflation!!!” guy but frankly I think this is a little much
October 18, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I’m really not a “inflation!!!” guy but frankly I think this is a little much
With prices like these you’d have to be crazy NOT to move to Silent Hill
October 17, 2024 at 1:38 PM
With prices like these you’d have to be crazy NOT to move to Silent Hill
It’s actually hard to comprehend but BOTH architectural styles still exist & continue to be utilized depending on the structure being erected!
I know this took a few too many braincells for an “alpha chad” Facebook page to understand though
I know this took a few too many braincells for an “alpha chad” Facebook page to understand though
September 29, 2024 at 5:15 PM
It’s actually hard to comprehend but BOTH architectural styles still exist & continue to be utilized depending on the structure being erected!
I know this took a few too many braincells for an “alpha chad” Facebook page to understand though
I know this took a few too many braincells for an “alpha chad” Facebook page to understand though
Hey Progressive!
This AI-generated ad you put out looks like dogshit! Didn’t even have someone give it a one-over?
What the fuck is with the grille? Why is the car melting? Why couldn’t you just hire a single artist off fucking Fiverr?
This AI-generated ad you put out looks like dogshit! Didn’t even have someone give it a one-over?
What the fuck is with the grille? Why is the car melting? Why couldn’t you just hire a single artist off fucking Fiverr?
April 5, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Hey Progressive!
This AI-generated ad you put out looks like dogshit! Didn’t even have someone give it a one-over?
What the fuck is with the grille? Why is the car melting? Why couldn’t you just hire a single artist off fucking Fiverr?
This AI-generated ad you put out looks like dogshit! Didn’t even have someone give it a one-over?
What the fuck is with the grille? Why is the car melting? Why couldn’t you just hire a single artist off fucking Fiverr?
These don’t look like any Pokémon that I remember
April 5, 2024 at 1:34 PM
These don’t look like any Pokémon that I remember
The ratatouille of murder
February 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
The ratatouille of murder