happy birthday!!! 🎊

thank you <33

i wish i was jared, 19

this reminds of the time that my german catholic friend didn’t know what pentecostalism was and started raging after visiting his girlfriend’s church for the first time

“THEY ALL KEPT FAINTING!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT!!!”

i’m so proud of them ☺️ i practically live at my local habitat for humanity store and they always have stuff in the christmas section so now i officially have more trees than i know what to do with 😭

(2/2)

say less (1/2)

is that aldi? lmfao i love it

thanks <3 i thought living in an old house would be fun but i am sick of figuring out which vents to strategically duct tape over every season 😭

on my way, i’ll bring snacks

oh wait i forgot. that’s about 17 and 24 in your weird british numbers

trying to fix Old House Problems (my bedroom is currently 63 degrees and the music room is 75 degrees. they are on the same floor and directly adjacent to each other)

TWO sex scenes in the first ep, and they’re both like 7-8 minutes long

you guys HAVE to watch this show. i’m serious like these sex scenes are gonna make me step up my writing game

oh and my ceramic christmas village bc i’m 70 years old and it’s 1985