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"all forms of domestic malaise are pounding down on us" -Caldwell Tanner
she said it! she said the line!
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
she said it! she said the line!
they're calling it "on track to be the funniest tweet of the year"
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
they're calling it "on track to be the funniest tweet of the year"
you cant make this shit up, folks
"the author... explicitly rejects any incitement to violence"
"the author... explicitly rejects any incitement to violence"
September 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
you cant make this shit up, folks
"the author... explicitly rejects any incitement to violence"
"the author... explicitly rejects any incitement to violence"
oh well in that case
September 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
oh well in that case
i simply cannot read this as anything other than a threat on the level of a bank robber about to start sacrificing hostages
August 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i simply cannot read this as anything other than a threat on the level of a bank robber about to start sacrificing hostages
"How about instead of doing the thing everyone wants, we do a performative, lukewarm version, and then ultimately decide to not even do that."
August 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"How about instead of doing the thing everyone wants, we do a performative, lukewarm version, and then ultimately decide to not even do that."
immortal words that have been on my mind a lot as of late
August 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
immortal words that have been on my mind a lot as of late
even when its fucking Epstein and Maxwell its the fuckin-
August 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
even when its fucking Epstein and Maxwell its the fuckin-
them. where/what are they i must know (i dont want an actual answer though no spoilers pls). im thinking sewing kit, lace boots, or perhaps just a spool of thread.
July 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
them. where/what are they i must know (i dont want an actual answer though no spoilers pls). im thinking sewing kit, lace boots, or perhaps just a spool of thread.
this is new levels of ratio hitherto forth unknown to Man
June 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
this is new levels of ratio hitherto forth unknown to Man
crazy how emailing 3k people to tell them you think their job is bullshit might get you in trouble (second excerpt is straight from the "newspaper's" website)
June 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
crazy how emailing 3k people to tell them you think their job is bullshit might get you in trouble (second excerpt is straight from the "newspaper's" website)
theyre the same picture
December 12, 2024 at 1:48 AM
theyre the same picture
hey babygirl <3
November 30, 2024 at 9:34 PM
hey babygirl <3