Can't wait for the scooping shit out of my crack with sea shells

Yes this means [insert whatever company you are thinking of]

If you believe for a second that games getting more expensive will stop devs from getting laid off, you are just so fucking naive. Games make the most money they ever have, and are packed full of ways to get extra money from you already, and look at the state of things.

But most important of all to get through your thick skull: Inflation isn't real. It is a construct of corporate greed. And you should be mad that everything costs more even though it's cheaper to produce than ever before.

Not me having to buy a new tank because I tilted the toilet again 🙄

Customers have also made it clear that they don't want anything new from Nintendo, everytime they actually publish something different it performs like shit and gets quietly placed in the bin while a "new" pokemon game comes out to rave reviews

This isn't exclusively a Nintendo thing either. The way people praised the super-mediocre Astrobot game because "i member ape escape" ass grown adults

Entire company sat on a foundation of "remember being a kid?" And it works. Nobody cares about the quality of anything Nintendo puts out, they will lap it up anyways.

"Inzoi... players step into the role of creator" creative-type games are already supposed to make things like making houses and roller coasters from your dreams some sort of reality.
But now your creativity time is up, buy our game where a shit algorithm can do it for you. Why even make the game?