Mike Tired
@jurassictodd.bsky.social
Pithy comments, banal observations, and occasional art, inconsistently. Blocks when AI is present.
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IDK which one to pick.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
IDK which one to pick.
Nope, no dark patterns here. Just two buttons that let Google know you absolutely want to use Gemini and have no intention of denying them.
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Nope, no dark patterns here. Just two buttons that let Google know you absolutely want to use Gemini and have no intention of denying them.
Do people really do this?
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Do people really do this?
Gibberish text. Unnatural curving of the E on the hat, unnatural movement of the "officer's" head, every object and block of i formation in view has to periodically catch up to the camera movement.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Gibberish text. Unnatural curving of the E on the hat, unnatural movement of the "officer's" head, every object and block of i formation in view has to periodically catch up to the camera movement.
Drew on a gingerbread man at Amy’s Ice Cream this evening.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Drew on a gingerbread man at Amy’s Ice Cream this evening.
They’re stocking up.
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
They’re stocking up.
Loved this page in Oeuvre. Only wish it’d been reproduced a little bigger (it’s roughly 7”x5” in the book).
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Loved this page in Oeuvre. Only wish it’d been reproduced a little bigger (it’s roughly 7”x5” in the book).
I put this on hold at my LCS after thumbing through it. I have no idea what the story is or anything about the author, but the contents that I saw were incredible. It's been gnawing at me all week, but I need to limit my spending For a few weeks.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I put this on hold at my LCS after thumbing through it. I have no idea what the story is or anything about the author, but the contents that I saw were incredible. It's been gnawing at me all week, but I need to limit my spending For a few weeks.
Print edition of the @theonion.com is worth it for the ads alone.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Print edition of the @theonion.com is worth it for the ads alone.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
Me: "Don't forget your keys"
Wife: "Keys nuuuuts"
Wife: "Keys nuuuuts"
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me: "Don't forget your keys"
Wife: "Keys nuuuuts"
Wife: "Keys nuuuuts"
Why does this thing look like the burning remains of victims desperately trying to claw their way out of a hell they never made.
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why does this thing look like the burning remains of victims desperately trying to claw their way out of a hell they never made.
This layout, and this tangent in particular delighted me to no end, @seakae.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This layout, and this tangent in particular delighted me to no end, @seakae.com
Startling Tales of Santa Clause appears to be a smash hit in Austin!
My LCS @austinbooks.bsky.social said they’d sold out earlier today and nearly every copy they got was in pull boxes. I managed to get 2/3 of my favorite covers!
My LCS @austinbooks.bsky.social said they’d sold out earlier today and nearly every copy they got was in pull boxes. I managed to get 2/3 of my favorite covers!
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Startling Tales of Santa Clause appears to be a smash hit in Austin!
My LCS @austinbooks.bsky.social said they’d sold out earlier today and nearly every copy they got was in pull boxes. I managed to get 2/3 of my favorite covers!
My LCS @austinbooks.bsky.social said they’d sold out earlier today and nearly every copy they got was in pull boxes. I managed to get 2/3 of my favorite covers!
I'm sure there's a little more tweaking I could do to get Nightcrawler a little bit closer to being a passable representation, but for now I'm satisfied.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm sure there's a little more tweaking I could do to get Nightcrawler a little bit closer to being a passable representation, but for now I'm satisfied.
Forgot about this neat pull my kid and I got in our #pokemontcgpocket. I guess they call this a god pack?
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Forgot about this neat pull my kid and I got in our #pokemontcgpocket. I guess they call this a god pack?
Really didn’t know what to make of the Super Battle Droid, and I really didn’t think I’d like the Magna Guard, but fiddling with them and looking at their silhouettes, there’s something somewhat “Toth” about them.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Really didn’t know what to make of the Super Battle Droid, and I really didn’t think I’d like the Magna Guard, but fiddling with them and looking at their silhouettes, there’s something somewhat “Toth” about them.
Cutting corners over here.
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Cutting corners over here.
Previous week’s #newcomicsday pulls!
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Previous week’s #newcomicsday pulls!
What’s your favorite comic book from the 80s?
Only going with what I was reading regularly, I was a mark for all things X.
Only going with what I was reading regularly, I was a mark for all things X.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What’s your favorite comic book from the 80s?
Only going with what I was reading regularly, I was a mark for all things X.
Only going with what I was reading regularly, I was a mark for all things X.
I’ve got what appears to be either whiteout or paint stuck to an LP, and don’t know how best to remove it without fucking up the grooves.
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’ve got what appears to be either whiteout or paint stuck to an LP, and don’t know how best to remove it without fucking up the grooves.
Pretty good time with Cards Against Humanity Family Edition.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Pretty good time with Cards Against Humanity Family Edition.
On hearing this instruction for the first time, 10-year-old begins cackling maniacally and runs to the bathroom.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
On hearing this instruction for the first time, 10-year-old begins cackling maniacally and runs to the bathroom.