Juniper
@juniperr.bsky.social
I have bad and wrong opinions and don't want anyone to look at me, yet here we are. Praying for the priv bsky future.
New personality dropped.
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
New personality dropped.
Pagerduty what the fuck is this subheading change are you no longer fucking incident management saas?? what the fuck does this mean????
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Pagerduty what the fuck is this subheading change are you no longer fucking incident management saas?? what the fuck does this mean????
I just keep thinking about her... she is so femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay
September 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I just keep thinking about her... she is so femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay
Why is he so fucking cool and chill dude why is he so fucking legit why
![Excerpt from the Wikipedia on the song Albuquerque by Weird Al. It says
"As of his 2022 tour, Yankovic stops the song after using the word "hermaphrodite" to acknowledge that the word was now considered a slur and that the song was a product of an earlier, more ignorant time.[6]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ezzjzodfjlhs34kbfxhr3iqa/bafkreia2h6oep4ebrpwvbn7klw2lexaq5lyzglwdjmtjrdqpizysycicpi@jpeg)
September 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Why is he so fucking cool and chill dude why is he so fucking legit why
WAHT is with this unnecessarily horny ass plate frame
September 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
WAHT is with this unnecessarily horny ass plate frame
Her name is Ilene and I love her.
September 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Her name is Ilene and I love her.
Exceedingly normal Saturday morning conversation
August 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Exceedingly normal Saturday morning conversation
My fav Doctor and Companion
August 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My fav Doctor and Companion
Receiving existential dms from users
August 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Receiving existential dms from users
ummm could ai solve problems like this???? i dont think so 😌
July 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
ummm could ai solve problems like this???? i dont think so 😌
Heard someone talking on the phone outside our place that they couldn't find somewhere, then a minute later heard a dropped a package get dropped off at our door. Went to grab it and ngl, completely understand.
July 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Heard someone talking on the phone outside our place that they couldn't find somewhere, then a minute later heard a dropped a package get dropped off at our door. Went to grab it and ngl, completely understand.
"how do we make batman look more Russian"
"simple. we must make his cowl an ushanka"
"simple. we must make his cowl an ushanka"
July 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"how do we make batman look more Russian"
"simple. we must make his cowl an ushanka"
"simple. we must make his cowl an ushanka"
If DC did not want me to become a communist they simply should not have made Superman so fucking hot in Red Son
July 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If DC did not want me to become a communist they simply should not have made Superman so fucking hot in Red Son
brb going to host an insane international drug cartel meeting here
July 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
brb going to host an insane international drug cartel meeting here
Lmao. Well first I would hire more than two devs and a contractor for team that oversees about 49 different domains. Next I would hurl you into the sun for being a dick when a dev went out of their way to be transparent on a bug fix. After that I'd like to integrate our bdd and dev repos.
June 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Lmao. Well first I would hire more than two devs and a contractor for team that oversees about 49 different domains. Next I would hurl you into the sun for being a dick when a dev went out of their way to be transparent on a bug fix. After that I'd like to integrate our bdd and dev repos.
group chat literally just send this lmao based and not just me
June 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
group chat literally just send this lmao based and not just me
obsessed that I didn't know who this person was and this was the first thing I saw when googled
June 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
obsessed that I didn't know who this person was and this was the first thing I saw when googled
I am putting in the work I am showing up I am committing to the hustle
June 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I am putting in the work I am showing up I am committing to the hustle
