Juniperific
@juniperific.bsky.social
Human. Fleshy form wrapped in a T-shirt. Likes photography, drones, fun, and still (perhaps forlornly?) hopes the world might get better. Journalist, author, and reviewer.
So pleased I can finally stream this beautifully raw and brilliant song on Apple Music - though have to admit it’s more fun to see the cat on YouTube. Love it.
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 AM
So pleased I can finally stream this beautifully raw and brilliant song on Apple Music - though have to admit it’s more fun to see the cat on YouTube. Love it.
Photography tips: it is unflattering to shoot with a wide angle from near the face AND, it seems, unflattering to ask your subject to pull a ‘Jeremy’ expression… (that's my excuse…)
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Photography tips: it is unflattering to shoot with a wide angle from near the face AND, it seems, unflattering to ask your subject to pull a ‘Jeremy’ expression… (that's my excuse…)
Don’t know what you’re complaining about. Easily amongst the 7 best years of the decade.
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Don’t know what you’re complaining about. Easily amongst the 7 best years of the decade.
At least it’s not the end of the toilet roll
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
At least it’s not the end of the toilet roll
I remember when it was plural!
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I remember when it was plural!
Though perhaps some veiled threats about explosives might get the kids at the back to behave.
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Though perhaps some veiled threats about explosives might get the kids at the back to behave.
Amazing and interesting lecture too, as well as reassuring to know that we’ve got a little longer before the machines take over - we’ll, of their own choice any way.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Amazing and interesting lecture too, as well as reassuring to know that we’ve got a little longer before the machines take over - we’ll, of their own choice any way.
Love you Ari and don’t mind a bit.
By the way, read carefully observers: I offered no hypothesis of my own, just a cup of tea.
By the way, read carefully observers: I offered no hypothesis of my own, just a cup of tea.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Love you Ari and don’t mind a bit.
By the way, read carefully observers: I offered no hypothesis of my own, just a cup of tea.
By the way, read carefully observers: I offered no hypothesis of my own, just a cup of tea.
There are some video games companies who might give you work though, eh?
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
There are some video games companies who might give you work though, eh?
Consult the pages of policy relating to attractiveness as laid out by the HR team…? (Guess you’ll find out what they like at least!)
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Consult the pages of policy relating to attractiveness as laid out by the HR team…? (Guess you’ll find out what they like at least!)
Plus it’s difficult to imagine Reform knowing how to maintain a country’s sewage system (or power, water, gas… ok, they make a lot of ‘gas’ from their mouths…) but anyway…
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Plus it’s difficult to imagine Reform knowing how to maintain a country’s sewage system (or power, water, gas… ok, they make a lot of ‘gas’ from their mouths…) but anyway…
Given his line of work, presumably so long as the urine is heated to boiling and infused with tea all is fine?
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Given his line of work, presumably so long as the urine is heated to boiling and infused with tea all is fine?
Love you very much - and, as ever, it was a pleasure eating out with you while not being recorded for the assessment of Channel 4’s viewers (presumably we wouldn’t quite qualify as ‘first date’)
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Love you very much - and, as ever, it was a pleasure eating out with you while not being recorded for the assessment of Channel 4’s viewers (presumably we wouldn’t quite qualify as ‘first date’)
I’m the best at sp… spe…. sp…. wording! ❤️
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I’m the best at sp… spe…. sp…. wording! ❤️
“I know” (but I don’t want to ‘complete’ life - I’m at the best level already)
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
“I know” (but I don’t want to ‘complete’ life - I’m at the best level already)
Don’t I sound just the best person to be out with? Never causing a scene (though to be fair here it’s virtually impossible to!)
October 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don’t I sound just the best person to be out with? Never causing a scene (though to be fair here it’s virtually impossible to!)
The fact ‘fair cars’ is boarded up doesn’t seem to be terribly encouraging for either its fairness or the fairness of capitalism as a structure for—— oh, I’ll stop this, I sound like a [bleep]
October 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The fact ‘fair cars’ is boarded up doesn’t seem to be terribly encouraging for either its fairness or the fairness of capitalism as a structure for—— oh, I’ll stop this, I sound like a [bleep]