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certified freak (of light)
@jumbocactpot.bsky.social
“not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly”

• for bsky users 18 & up (aka minors do NOT interact)
• NSFW musings + gposes
• stuff i wouldn’t say on main
• and so much more!
me: “i have a 30 page paper due tomorrow.”

also me: “may i offer you all a short 353 words of overstimulation ft. mari & fino?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
fun fact: i saw this post back in march and gposed the below image in *hushed* secrets !!!!

(this was my first mari and fino nsfw gpose and you can tell cause she still had long nails, eyeliner, and no c+ face!!!)
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
cal/yx told me he isn't feeling good btw
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
happy #いいおっぱいの日 to mari (and also early good dick day to fino i GUESS!!!)
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i like that i block out mari and fino’s names but not fourchenault’s or their ENTIRE family last name

i am so slick and normal 🫶🏻
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
slamming “oral fixation mari” on your metaphorical desks as a present to both you AND me
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
good morning jumbocactpot nation i have slept and this line from the most recent release from the vault goes absolutely insane i think!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
in case anyone was wondering this was what i last saw before i got hit by the great DDOS war of the past hour and a half

(i need to make his dick either bigger or wider and i cannot decide which is better!!!)
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
🗣️ NEW FROM THE VAULT 🗣️

the dawntrail hot springs fic: NSFW edition
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
everyone clap for the asexual trying to write a sex scene !!!!
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i’m too embarrassed to post the full picture but snippets from the blowjob pose 🫶🏻
November 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
2/2
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
1/2
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
friend: "what if fino is too turned on to undo ribbons"

me, while proceeding to not really execute it: “great idea"
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
re: rope bunny mari

mostly incorrect but i cannot deny she would bite for a “wearing nothing but ribbons” look
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
mari and fino respectively ehehe

(its not 100% accurate but it was interesting to look at eheheh)
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
miss rivi in the prettiest lingerie just makes sense !!! hottest alchemist on the source title goes to HER !!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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as the sorcerers of eld (fanfic writers in the late 2000s / early 2010s) once said:

“don’t like? don’t read.”

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November 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
just know that the full image of this goes insane !!!! it should have been put in the louvre !!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
okay last dome au for the day !!!! she is the size of 3 apples and he is many many apples 😳
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
remember when reading dome au, this is what alphinaud looks like 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
🗣️ live from my google docs account for the first time performing in public...the Dome AU 🗣️
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM