Jumahl
@jumahl.bsky.social
Dog lover, avian photographer, woodworker, instrument builder, LOATHE trump and muskrat, fascists, bullies and republicans, not in any order, they’re all synonyms
Democratic lawmakers: sorry, we’ll be busy then, maybe in two weeks?
Repeat as needed
Repeat as needed
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Democratic lawmakers: sorry, we’ll be busy then, maybe in two weeks?
Repeat as needed
Repeat as needed
Weld the leg clamps on
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Weld the leg clamps on
Mexico should have detained them all, held without bail for trial.
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Mexico should have detained them all, held without bail for trial.
Guess we’ll have to wait until he throws a sandwich at democrats to get some attention from federal law enforcement
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Guess we’ll have to wait until he throws a sandwich at democrats to get some attention from federal law enforcement
He looks a bit dark, know what I mean? Maybe deport him to that prison until it’s sorted out
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He looks a bit dark, know what I mean? Maybe deport him to that prison until it’s sorted out
Dinosaur at the dentist
Dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
Dino: uh, you were there…
Dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
Dino: uh, you were there…
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dinosaur at the dentist
Dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
Dino: uh, you were there…
Dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
Dino: uh, you were there…
Lovely portrait!
I love these cheery little guys
I love these cheery little guys
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Lovely portrait!
I love these cheery little guys
I love these cheery little guys
Looks like a sweetheart!
Their roots grow deep into our hearts
Their roots grow deep into our hearts
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Looks like a sweetheart!
Their roots grow deep into our hearts
Their roots grow deep into our hearts
Wild horses couldn’t drag it out of hi- is that a treat in your hand?!
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wild horses couldn’t drag it out of hi- is that a treat in your hand?!
Diseased hamburgers, like small pox blankets but mobile
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Diseased hamburgers, like small pox blankets but mobile
Who do they think they are? Colonists “developing” land by giving natives smallpox infected blankets?
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Who do they think they are? Colonists “developing” land by giving natives smallpox infected blankets?
Anything starting with In Florida is going to be bad/nuts
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Anything starting with In Florida is going to be bad/nuts
Still a great portrait!
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Still a great portrait!
The main attribute of the lead character in Slow Horses was based on felon farts
People run to open a window in a small room
Head of MI6 - was that a fart?!
Jackson Lamb - mostly…
People run to open a window in a small room
Head of MI6 - was that a fart?!
Jackson Lamb - mostly…
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The main attribute of the lead character in Slow Horses was based on felon farts
People run to open a window in a small room
Head of MI6 - was that a fart?!
Jackson Lamb - mostly…
People run to open a window in a small room
Head of MI6 - was that a fart?!
Jackson Lamb - mostly…
She’d have to test the veracity of that Wet Paint sign too
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
She’d have to test the veracity of that Wet Paint sign too
Beautiful detailed portrait!
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Beautiful detailed portrait!
First she needs to invest equal time in working hard to undo the evil she championed, but longer because it took root. Show us with actions not just words, and show us dedication and remorse.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
First she needs to invest equal time in working hard to undo the evil she championed, but longer because it took root. Show us with actions not just words, and show us dedication and remorse.
Soon we hope to eliminate any need for humans at all
We’ll use their wages for tax breaks instead
We’ll use their wages for tax breaks instead
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Soon we hope to eliminate any need for humans at all
We’ll use their wages for tax breaks instead
We’ll use their wages for tax breaks instead