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2026 better have some fruits, and those fruits have better taste good
I concur. Completely. Bravo; I absolutely adore your work, @bakerart.bsky.social!! You capture such vivid clarity with your style, and each of your sharings with us I thoroughly enjoy, outwardly pinching my screen to savor each detail of every one of your brush strokes.
February 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
r/nottheonion
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If this isn’t evil, please, tell me what is. Because this seems pretty fucking evil to me.
February 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
So many promises that night neither intended to keep…
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Are these deep fried wasp nests
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
With Robyn Wright as Mika Brazinski, and Jiancarlo Esposito as Reverend Al Sharpton
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Narrator: It wasn’t
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
CC:, BCC:, these freaks were obsessed with forwarding each other the same email - no subject - with an attachment image of a kitten in a row boat off of little saint james. which is also where their mail servers operated side by side
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 AM
All of*; which you would have been able to fix, had your team implemented a post editing function. Perhaps now is a better time than never…?
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
More seriously, thank you to this Congressman Green for voting in accordance with his constituency and their best interests.
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I love Al Green but god damn does his letterhead scream 2006
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I’m living for their melania hat in the oven era but they look delicious!
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
the pats were, indeed, sacked lol
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
lol - have fun licking the boots your team’s icon trampled, 250 years ago.

nice loss❤️🤍💙
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Is he like dead or something
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The second coming was nowhere near as impressive 😔
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I wish I could have recorded my audible cackle, at work, as a retail associate, on the clock
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
you’re supposed to eat the fries not the laptop screen!! I know the half bitten apple is an invitation but it is a 2,000 dollar mistake
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
words to live by
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Rats Only Audience Attending Melania Premiere
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM