Julien Hoez
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🇫🇷Social-libéral politologue fighting for a stronger EU 🇪🇺
🧠 Reformed think tanker | 📰 Editor
💻 Political Consultant |🌍 Political & foreign affairs
🇫🇷Social-libéral politologue fighting for a stronger EU 🇪🇺
🧠 Reformed think tanker | 📰 Editor
💻 Political Consultant |🌍 Political & foreign affairs
Ze Americans should have been more careful.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Ze Americans should have been more careful.
The great nation of France trolling the living daylights out of the American far-right on Twitter, after Candace Owens accused Emmanuel Macron of hiring assassins to kill her, is the highlight of the year.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The great nation of France trolling the living daylights out of the American far-right on Twitter, after Candace Owens accused Emmanuel Macron of hiring assassins to kill her, is the highlight of the year.
We need more pro-European propaganda posters
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
We need more pro-European propaganda posters
The fact that Donald Trump hates Hilary Clinton exclusively because he wanted to keep being the one going down on Bill Clinton and receiving backshots, instead of being Bill’s side-chick, will never not make me laugh. #Epstein
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The fact that Donald Trump hates Hilary Clinton exclusively because he wanted to keep being the one going down on Bill Clinton and receiving backshots, instead of being Bill’s side-chick, will never not make me laugh. #Epstein
As a reminder:
Right-wing German politician Manfred Weber was considered such an incompetent liability that Merkel and Macron put Ursula Von der Leyen of all people forward for Commission President in 2019.
Right-wing German politician Manfred Weber was considered such an incompetent liability that Merkel and Macron put Ursula Von der Leyen of all people forward for Commission President in 2019.
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
As a reminder:
Right-wing German politician Manfred Weber was considered such an incompetent liability that Merkel and Macron put Ursula Von der Leyen of all people forward for Commission President in 2019.
Right-wing German politician Manfred Weber was considered such an incompetent liability that Merkel and Macron put Ursula Von der Leyen of all people forward for Commission President in 2019.
Elon Musk is genuine proof that money doesn’t buy you happiness
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elon Musk is genuine proof that money doesn’t buy you happiness
"1097 days until the next theoretical Presidential Election"
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"1097 days until the next theoretical Presidential Election"
My favourite thing about the European Union is that a lot of the people who manage to become civil servants know fuck all about the EU or its institutions
Maybe the EEAS should hire actual experts instead of these clowns who weaken our Union.
Maybe the EEAS should hire actual experts instead of these clowns who weaken our Union.
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My favourite thing about the European Union is that a lot of the people who manage to become civil servants know fuck all about the EU or its institutions
Maybe the EEAS should hire actual experts instead of these clowns who weaken our Union.
Maybe the EEAS should hire actual experts instead of these clowns who weaken our Union.
Democrats had a very good night last night in New York and Virginia
Zohran Mamdani won with 50.4% of the vote in a 7-candidate race.
Abigail Spanberger won with 57.7% of the vote.
Meanwhile, all the GOP/MAGA headcases can do is cry about Muslims and Charlie Kirk
Zohran Mamdani won with 50.4% of the vote in a 7-candidate race.
Abigail Spanberger won with 57.7% of the vote.
Meanwhile, all the GOP/MAGA headcases can do is cry about Muslims and Charlie Kirk
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Democrats had a very good night last night in New York and Virginia
Zohran Mamdani won with 50.4% of the vote in a 7-candidate race.
Abigail Spanberger won with 57.7% of the vote.
Meanwhile, all the GOP/MAGA headcases can do is cry about Muslims and Charlie Kirk
Zohran Mamdani won with 50.4% of the vote in a 7-candidate race.
Abigail Spanberger won with 57.7% of the vote.
Meanwhile, all the GOP/MAGA headcases can do is cry about Muslims and Charlie Kirk
I’ve spoken to this kind of person, and it genuinely feels like having a never-ending stroke
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I’ve spoken to this kind of person, and it genuinely feels like having a never-ending stroke
Look, I’m just going to say it:
These kinds of voters are colossal fucking morons, and the education system has failed them catastrophically
These kinds of voters are colossal fucking morons, and the education system has failed them catastrophically
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Look, I’m just going to say it:
These kinds of voters are colossal fucking morons, and the education system has failed them catastrophically
These kinds of voters are colossal fucking morons, and the education system has failed them catastrophically
A federal Europe that is a geopolitical juggernaut
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A federal Europe that is a geopolitical juggernaut
Very interesting fact:
The social-liberal D66 attracted voters from every major party across the Netherlands, including the far right, in this week's election
The social-liberal D66 attracted voters from every major party across the Netherlands, including the far right, in this week's election
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Very interesting fact:
The social-liberal D66 attracted voters from every major party across the Netherlands, including the far right, in this week's election
The social-liberal D66 attracted voters from every major party across the Netherlands, including the far right, in this week's election
So Geert Wilders, how do you feel about tonight’s results?
Geert:
Geert:
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So Geert Wilders, how do you feel about tonight’s results?
Geert:
Geert:
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Far-right "centrist" cosplayer Asmongold responding to far-right influencer Nick Fuentes:
"That's right. Put the mayors in jail. Put the governors on the Insurrection Act. Put them in prison labour camps. Authorise the police to respond with violence. Put them in Guantanamo Bay. Crush them.”
"That's right. Put the mayors in jail. Put the governors on the Insurrection Act. Put them in prison labour camps. Authorise the police to respond with violence. Put them in Guantanamo Bay. Crush them.”
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Far-right "centrist" cosplayer Asmongold responding to far-right influencer Nick Fuentes:
"That's right. Put the mayors in jail. Put the governors on the Insurrection Act. Put them in prison labour camps. Authorise the police to respond with violence. Put them in Guantanamo Bay. Crush them.”
"That's right. Put the mayors in jail. Put the governors on the Insurrection Act. Put them in prison labour camps. Authorise the police to respond with violence. Put them in Guantanamo Bay. Crush them.”
Let’s be clear here:
The only thing that Zarah Sulana supports is an end to western security, and the subjugation of the United Kingdom and the European continent to Russia and a Chinese imperialism.
And Your Party most definitely does too.
The only thing that Zarah Sulana supports is an end to western security, and the subjugation of the United Kingdom and the European continent to Russia and a Chinese imperialism.
And Your Party most definitely does too.
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Let’s be clear here:
The only thing that Zarah Sulana supports is an end to western security, and the subjugation of the United Kingdom and the European continent to Russia and a Chinese imperialism.
And Your Party most definitely does too.
The only thing that Zarah Sulana supports is an end to western security, and the subjugation of the United Kingdom and the European continent to Russia and a Chinese imperialism.
And Your Party most definitely does too.
These people are so stupid that it’s genuinely outrageous
October 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
These people are so stupid that it’s genuinely outrageous
For anyone not counting:
We're on day 1340 of Russian President Vladimir Putin's genocidal and imperialistic "three-day Special Military Operation" to erase Ukraine, her people, and her culture.
We're on day 1340 of Russian President Vladimir Putin's genocidal and imperialistic "three-day Special Military Operation" to erase Ukraine, her people, and her culture.
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
For anyone not counting:
We're on day 1340 of Russian President Vladimir Putin's genocidal and imperialistic "three-day Special Military Operation" to erase Ukraine, her people, and her culture.
We're on day 1340 of Russian President Vladimir Putin's genocidal and imperialistic "three-day Special Military Operation" to erase Ukraine, her people, and her culture.
This unhinged lunatic has done so many drugs that he doesn't even know what's going on anymore
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This unhinged lunatic has done so many drugs that he doesn't even know what's going on anymore
Spicy, spicy geopolitical news:
Apparently, a former Politico reporter is under investigation for allegedly spying for China.
Apparently, a former Politico reporter is under investigation for allegedly spying for China.
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Spicy, spicy geopolitical news:
Apparently, a former Politico reporter is under investigation for allegedly spying for China.
Apparently, a former Politico reporter is under investigation for allegedly spying for China.
The far-right are so incapable of dealing with me that I’ve been apparently been shadowbaned on Twitter, according to someone who sent this my way
Unfortunately, this weak, bitch-ass nonsense won’t protect them from being corrected, outed, and relentless mocked for being awful human beings
Unfortunately, this weak, bitch-ass nonsense won’t protect them from being corrected, outed, and relentless mocked for being awful human beings
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The far-right are so incapable of dealing with me that I’ve been apparently been shadowbaned on Twitter, according to someone who sent this my way
Unfortunately, this weak, bitch-ass nonsense won’t protect them from being corrected, outed, and relentless mocked for being awful human beings
Unfortunately, this weak, bitch-ass nonsense won’t protect them from being corrected, outed, and relentless mocked for being awful human beings
A second Nazi group chat has hit Trump Tower
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A second Nazi group chat has hit Trump Tower