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Mx. Julie M. Awesome
@juliemawesome.bsky.social
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Librarian, geek, perpetual student, queer, sometimes a dragon.
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I’ve got an early bird for you.
A gorilla flipping you off.
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Just a stupid Duo wrapped image. I’m a goal crusher.
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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post a witch
Aburatsubo Ayanojyo from Mahoutsukai Tai! posing sexily in his witch outfit. It includes a witch’s hat, a cape-like thing that is more like a pinny, and a weird bird-headed wand.
October 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The Dubai chocolate fad is over and I haven’t even tried any yet.
An ad from an Email for “New Limited Edition Flavors!” Pictured is Oasis Treasures brand Pumpkin Spice Dubai Chocolate and a slightly more normal Toffee Dubai Chocolate.
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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The Portland frogs are multiplying. I’m watching the livestream at katu.com/watch
Three green froggies and a skeleton frog! These are inflatable costumes and some of the frogs have little capes. They’re protesting on the other side of the street from ICE.
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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If you see this post a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it.
A lifesize chocolate moose standing in a blue pond near a cabin facade. That’s moose with two Os. There’s also a smaller bear. The sign declares: LENNY The World's Only Life-Size Chocolate Moose FUN FACTS Made of 1700 pounds of fine grade milk chocolate Sculpted on-site in four weeks Pond is white chocolate tinted with food coloring Unveiled July 1, 1997 Created For The Enjoyment Of Our Customers The Hamond Family
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Here’s some 🐧🐧.
Two hot air balloons in the shape of penguins. One has eyelashes for girly charm. They are beak to beak, either rubbing noses or kissing, you decide.
October 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I suppose I should know Julie Andrews’ birthday, but I don’t. So Happy Belated Birthday, Other Julie.
Julie Andrews in Victor/Victoria. Wearing a white shirt, brown vest and tie with tie clip. Hands on hips and some performers taking a break in the back.
October 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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POV: You wrote a book with an innocuous name and then you get added to the same prize longlist as this other title. #bookerprize #booksky
Book covers for two books sit next to their titles and blurbs. The books are Flashlight and Flesh. If you were skimming this image quickly, you'd see 'Flashlight' and 'Flesh'. If your brain didn't merge the two. The cover for Flashlight looks like a red sun emerging from some waves, but sideways? And Flesh is an eaten apple down to its core. The text in the image is as follows: "Flashlight by Susan Choi Mother and daughter, Louisa and Anne, are adrift and facing the challenges of ordinary life in the wake of the great loss of Serk, their father and husband. United, separated, and also repelled by their mutual grief, they attempt to move on. But they cannot escape the echoes of that night. What really happened to Serk? Flesh by David Szalay Shy and new in town, teenaged István lives with his mother in a quiet apartment complex in Hungary. Drawn into a series of events that leave him forever a stranger to peers, his mother, and himself, in the years that follow he charts a rocky yet upward trajectory that lands him further from his childhood, and the defining events that abruptly ended it, than he could possibly have imagined."
August 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Duo is on fire because my streak is 2300 days.
July 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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If you needed another reason to boycott Amazon, I just noticed on two separate products that they're charging us non-Prime peasants more money.

Prime price - $35.99
non-Prime price - $44.99

Prime price - $15.99
non-Prime price - $19.99

#Amazon #BoycottAmazon #AmazonPrime #Enshittification
Screencap of the Amazon buy box, showing two different prices that you can select with a radio button. Prime price with 'Join Prime' button, and Regular Price. The Regular Price is $9 more, which is a 25% markup.
April 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Nandor saying, “This fucking guy.”
April 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Congrats to The Daily Show. The top story on my Google News feed.
A screenshot of the Top Stories on Google News. The image included is Ronny Chieng on The Daily Show with an inset picture of Harvard University next to him. It's from the NYT whose headline is 'Late Night Revels in Harvard's Rejection of Trump's Demand'. Other headlines to the right of that are similar - Why Harvard Decided to Fight Trump, Larry Summers Slams Trump's 'Wildly Extralegal' Harvard Attacks, and from Harvard one just titled 'Research Funding'.
April 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Book haul. #booksky

From Amazon Japan and not stopped by tariffs.
12 Japanese books of varying size, mostly bunko. One is an amigurumi book featuring pretty desserts. Several are cat-themed novels, Blanket Cats and We’ll Prescribe You a Cat. Three volumes of Witch Hat Atelier. Hunchback and Konbini Brothers. Other assorted novels.
April 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Duo is on fire. I have a 2200 day learning streak.
March 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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When you look at art and ask if the artist had never seen the animal before. Had everyone who worked in that movie ever seen a dog before?
Le Clerc’s very unintentionally humorous depiction of an elephant. The mouth extends the length of the trunk, which ends in what looks like the inflatable pucker end of a balloon. It seems to have one giant eye in the middle of its head with some lovely mascara. It’s also just all over not right.
March 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek
A rather sleek and luxurious spaceship in silver and gold. It says Avenue 5 on it.
March 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The timeline giveth.
Screenshot of a post with a photo of Zelenskyy arriving in Finland. Followed by a post with a political cartoon of two ICE agents hauling an anthropomorphic document labeled Due Process onto a plane. The two pics are eerily similar.
March 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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This just showed up on our Libby and it already has 10 holds. They didn’t buy enough copies.
Screengrab of Libby showing Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams. 0 of 2 copies available.
March 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Someone rescue that doggo!
A closeup on a wave (most likely) in the water that looks like it could be a medium-sized light brown dog.
March 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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火のヅオ
Duolingo bird on fire as I’m on a 2175 day learning streak.
March 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The solution is right there. Just put a burger name on the sign.
Bob’s Burgers Burger of the Day board. “Don’t Give Me No Chive Burger (served with no chives) $5.95”
February 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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If you see this, and you're in the mood for this kind of thing, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
Sunset on a Maine beach. It’s sandy with rocky spots. Tide is out but there are low waves rolling in. The sky is popcorn fluff clouds in pinks and blues.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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How I think I look when teaching / How I actually look
Señor Chang asleep in class with his feet up on the desk. The chalkboard says Silencio! A Black woman teaching a class by pointing at the chalkboard which has GOOGLE in large letters.
February 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Proof!
Picture of a Japanese 7-11 egg salad sandwich in its wrapper. It’s cut into two triangles that are packaged side by side. White bread, no crust, egg salad. It says tamago sando - egg salad. 310 yen.
February 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM