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Julie (unprofessional)
@juliebalt.bsky.social
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Middle aged INFJ feminist killjoy.
She/her/w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ person.
Fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.
Smitten, my own invention, 3 miles of bad road.
My whole existence is flawed.
Psych student. Buddh-ish. Books + food
A bit bossy.🩷💛🩵♾️
🌐 Wolastokuk
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It's Tummy Tuesday!

I've been enjoying my tummy a lot more lately. I thought I might be more self-conscious about it after I had a breast reduction last year, but it's actually gone the other way. I kind of even like it now.
A view down my body as I sat in meditation, wearing a black bra and pants, with my legs crossed and a blue stone mala between my feet. My tummy is visible past my bra and is sitting on my legs.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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See also: "thanks you!"
Post by @TheTrueCam Brain cell 1: say have a nice day Brain cell 2: nah say have a good kne Mouth: Haven gice done
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Post by fembutchboygirl "I'm fem-presenting!" "My presentation is masculine!" "I present androgynously!" well I forgot there was a presentation today and it's too late to out anything together Two pictures of the same adore tabby cat with white chin and front. In the first they are just looking cute. In the second their mouth is open and they are saying "no"
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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A movie that takes place where you're from

(starts there anyway)
Movie poster for Highway 61 starting Don McKellar and Valerie Buhagiar. It shows the two stars, their car, a highway sign, and the tag line Where else would you bury rock n roll?
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Coconut rice and peas, roasted delicata squash, and jerk chicken from the freezer.
Squash, rice and chicken in a white bowl
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I had an eggnog latte this morning.
Eggnog latte in a clear mug, sitting on an orange paper coaster on a wood table.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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This is why there's a worn spot on my couch.
A photo of my leg and foot as I'm sitting on the couch. My leg is bent and my heel is resting on a worn spot on the couch where a person's thigh would usually be if they were sitting properly, but my heel has rubbed the finish off the leather.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Thought of @floregonian.com when I saw this.
Post by Soup Girl, on a background photo of a forest Marry someone who says: I love you I'm proud of you I'm grateful for you Yes we can have more soup No 3 soups in a day isn't too much Yes I can make you soup again No 12am isn't too late to have soup
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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No feet here. Just a bathmat with a face
A black and white long hair tuxedo cat sits on a green comforter next to a grey pillow. She's curled up in a ball with no paws showing.
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Oscar has learned a trick.

(video shows a small white dog using his nose to return a ball he has caught, back to me to kick to him again)
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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New banner pic.
A black and white long hair tuxedo cat sits on a green comforter, on a bed in front of a curtained window.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Holiday Reminders Dr. Michelle Gastón Illustrations of 12 mugs of holiday drinks, each with a sentence below. You're not required to feel "festive" to be valid Your Worth is not tied to a gift You're not obligated to entertain every question about your life Slowing down is a valid way to cope with overwhelm You don't have to revisit traditions that hurt you You can create your own traditions It's okay to leave early You don't have to spend money to show love Gratitude and sadness can coexist You don't have to attend every gathering you're invited to Quiet moments count as celebration too You're not responsible for holding everyone together
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I put the rest in the freezer for a few hours, so they don't stick together when I transfer them to a Ziploc bag for long term storage.
Frozen balls of chocolate chip cookie dough on metal trays lined with saran wrap
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed (if you feel like it).
Julie, a white person with short brown and grey hair wearing nothing, lies back on a grey pillow. The photo is from the shoulders up.
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I kept a few out for tonight.

I also remembered to use my new cookie scoop so they're uniform in size.
Chocolate chip cookies on a white plate
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Freida is going back and forth between rolling around on the floor and cleaning her foot.
A black and white long hair tuxedo lies on a blue floral rug.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once (if you feel like it)
Characters from Ted Lasso - Roy, Rebecca, Keely and Beard around the sides, with Ted in the middle.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Eye thread!
Extreme closeup of the eyes of Julie, a white person with brown eyebrows and green eyes wearing tortoiseshell glasses and a small clear stone nose piercing.
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Quote post with you being a hottie in a dress (if you feel like it)
Julie, a white person with short brown hair wearing a black white and brown graphic pattern dress with copper patent leather high heeled shoes, sits sideways on a chair with her legs crossed so that the dress rides up and shows her thighs.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you were 16? I can't choose...
Cover of the album The Innocents by Erasure The cover of the album Now and Zen by Robert Plant Cover of Tracy Chapman's self titled album Cover of the album Tougher than Leather by RunDMC.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment.

I love birch trees!
Julie, a white person with short brown and grey hair wearing black pants and a grey tunic, stands by some birch trees that all the leaves have fallen off of. She's looking up at the trees with outstretched arms, in amazement and admiration.
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Text reads - this is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning. Some of the letters are bolded, and the bolded letters read - have sex with me.
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Starting to look kinda like a sock.
Green yarn knitted into the toe of a sock, on three double pointed needles. It's lying on a fuzzy cream blanket in my lap.
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Signs that Freida's preferred parent is home:

1. Football on TV
2. Freida relaxed and in the same room as me (and him)
A black and white long hair tuxedo cat sits in a cat bed next to a tv with NFL football showing. In the foreground is a coffee table with ceramic cacti on it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Freida sat on the bed after I got in. For about 30 seconds. Then she got up and left the room in a huff.
A black and white long hair tuxedo cat sits on the corner of a bed. The photo is taken from the perspective of a person getting in the bed. There's a chest of drawers and a bookshelf in the background
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM