julianstirling
julianstirling.bsky.social
julianstirling
@julianstirling.bsky.social
OpenFlexure Microscope Core Developer, Chief Executive of the Humanitarian Technology Trust, Waterwheel Volunteer, Parish Councillor, Cider Drinker
Did you send it down the drain? Perhaps it is the cure for a fat berg?
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Did you find something dirty to cleanse in the concentrated washing soup?
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It doesn't start with "ex" and end with "periment.com"!?
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Woah! Who?
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Not to mention all of the ex-members who have left a party that no longer represents them.
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Luckily my kitchen is already a mess! A guy at my local has bees, and makes the best honey. So it seems wrong not to try this!
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Still.. looks incredible, was it as tasty as it looks?
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Did you find a UK source for the long pepper?
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
And tiny penguin stickers on the super key
October 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
40% of what wasn't closed...
October 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I was just thinking, "do we normally have this many acorns?" as is swept the path by the sluice. Glad to know I'm not going mad.
October 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"... terrified its backbenchers would demand permanent nationalisation, which ministers have ruled out. The Treasury’s strong preference is for a “market-led” solution"

There is no market without competition. Call it what it is:
"Private-monopoly-led". Does this sound good?
October 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Not sure I'd want the flag, but maybe a print of Farage holding said flag in front of a vandalised mini roundabout [insert/replace with a witty idea by someone with more imagination than me].

Thinking about it, not sure where one hangs a print with Farage🤮? With the bog roll maybe?
September 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Urg, I get loads of emoji emails from certain people. I didn't know what program they were using, now I do. What an anti-feature.
September 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
September 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
😢 Why live in Gamboa if you don't love the incredible and unique wildlife?
September 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Is this going to be before or after the metaverse takes off?
September 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
At this point it is too late to blame an advisor and throw them under the bus. Sometimes things are just Keirly wrong and the change need to come from the top
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Urm no. They poop styropoop. But don't worry we have caterpillar that eats styropoop, and poops sytroturd. Sytroturd only last in the environment for less than 3 thousand years, so it is biodegradable
September 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"become"?
September 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Honestly, I think it would be more difficult to find an aisle that, if consumed in entirety, would not lead to death.
August 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM