Julian Smith
@juliansmith.bsky.social
Author of ALOHA RODEO, SMOKEJUMPER and CROSSING THE HEART OF AFRICA for HarperCollins. Writer of all the things: Esquire, Smithsonian, Wired, Nat Geo. Musician, dad, galeophobe
I loved them so much as a kid I wrote Alexander a letter begging him to write more.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I loved them so much as a kid I wrote Alexander a letter begging him to write more.
“Six letter words” is unfortunately never the answer
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Six letter words” is unfortunately never the answer
Remember a Canadian billionaire is only a 700 millionaire in real money
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Remember a Canadian billionaire is only a 700 millionaire in real money
that also means somewhere in the star wars universe there are carpets
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
that also means somewhere in the star wars universe there are carpets
Last Samurai Standing?
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Last Samurai Standing?
There was a point in time when Lincoln could have sent a fax to a samurai
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
There was a point in time when Lincoln could have sent a fax to a samurai
And no consequences
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
And no consequences
Always looks like a kid who just walked in on his parents doing it
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Always looks like a kid who just walked in on his parents doing it
See hello to my leetle latte
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
See hello to my leetle latte
Dimbulb O'Flanagan
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dimbulb O'Flanagan
That man has possibly the most naturally condescending face ever
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That man has possibly the most naturally condescending face ever
Sweet jesus an awful and entirely unnecessary live-action remake of an essentially perfect animated film made a BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sweet jesus an awful and entirely unnecessary live-action remake of an essentially perfect animated film made a BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS
Same punchline as my other best dad joke: what do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Same punchline as my other best dad joke: what do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
What’s brown and sticky?
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What’s brown and sticky?