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JuliaGulia
@juliagulia.bsky.social
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In-house lawyer, ADHD and suspected autistic, mom of ND kids, Xennial.

Stationery nerd, crafter, HEA enthusiast.

Banner image by @kayas-kosmos.bsky.social.
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LMAO
Photo of my TV screen showing that Yale is up 24-7 in the second quarter
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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LMAO
A screenshot from the article in the quoted post. The text reads: "The 'Under $100' gift guide, which Goop introduced in 2021 after more than a decade of discourse around its ultra-luxury suggestions, includes items like a $46 bar of soap, $71 eyemask, $12 bottle of chili oil and a $105 face oil." The words "Under $100" and "$105 face oil" are highlighted in yellow.
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I saw this on Reddit a couple years ago, and it entertained me so much I saved it. Enjoy. 😄
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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This one was my favorite
Paul Ryan sitting on the end of a weight-lifting bench. A couple of barbells are on the floor around his feet. He's wearing a T-shirt, shorts, sneakers, corded earbuds, and a backwards red baseball cap. Inexplicably, he has his head cocked to one side and is reaching his right hand toward the camera, with a look on his face that I think he thinks looks playful. The overall effect is incandescently dorky.
July 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Awww, he looks like my sweet old lady.
An 18-year-old white-and-tabby cat is curled up on the back of a beige sofa. She has one white paw extended in front of her. Not a single thought in her tiny head.
July 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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SMH making his wife do all the childcare while he dozes by the fire

cc: @jessicacalarco.com

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Illustration of the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea bear. He's wearing a sleep shirt and old-timey sleeping cap and dozing in a green armchair in front of a fireplace. There's tea, muffins, and jam on the table next to him. Maybe he prepared his nighttime snack by himself, maybe not. A tabby cat lounges by his feet. Meanwhile, two bear cubs are asleep in an adjacent room, while another adult bear, presumably his wife (wearing what looks like a daytime dress, so she has clearly not had time to get herself ready for sleep yet) is leading two more bear cubs, one of whom is sleeping in her arms, off to bed. Also, I think the wall clock is showing 8:30 (20:30 for my international friends). Unless he has to get up at 4:00 for an early shift, my dude does not need to be asleep this early. Non-lazy parents know that after the kids go to bed is when you do chores. Still *plenty* of time for his sleepy ass to help clean up all those toys I see on the floor.
July 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Hee hee

The quoted post reminds me of when my then-12-year-old got me
Screenshot of a text exchange between my 12yo and me 12yo: Knock knock Me: Who's there 12yo: Britney Spears Me: Britney Spears who? 12yo: Knock knock Me: ... 12yo: Pls Me: Ok fine Who's there 12yo: Britney Spears Me: *line-mouth emoji* Britney Spears who? 12yo: Oops I did it again Me: Hahaha that's good 12yo: Thanks
July 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Bread *and* roses.
Screenshot of text quoted in the Wikipedia article on the "Bread and Roses" slogan: "What the woman who labors wants is the right to live, not simply exist – the right to life as the rich woman has the right to life, and the sun and music and art. You have nothing that the humblest worker has not a right to have also. The worker must have bread, but she must have roses, too. Help, you women of privilege, give her the ballot to fight with." — Rose Schneiderman, 1912.
June 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Mmm-hmm
Screencap of a tumblr exchange cparti-mikiki Mar 9 "goddess "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civil [sic] rights butchflint Mar 9 “But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?” -Ursula K. LeGuin
May 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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UPDATE: I received this today! It looks even nicer than the photo.

Also, there was a lil stowaway in the box! Thank you so much. 🤩
Partial photo of a 3D-printed caddy/storage box I just bought from TheBrokenCircle on Etsy. The caddy is rectangular and contains shades of fuchsia and blue, with gold sparkles throughout. Perched on top is a tiny, adorable articulated dragon (presumably also 3D-printed) made of a sparkly red material.
March 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Tweet from @ hermit_hwarang dated June 15, 2021: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
March 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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If you get $10 from what appears to be just some dude, it's because my husband and I share a PayPal account. I'm sorry for all the white nonsense during BHM!
Partial screenshot of a PayPal payment acknowledgment. The text reads: You sent $10.00 USD to Kaitlin Byrd YOUR NOTE TO Kaitlyn Byrd Reparations from a random white lady who enjoys your content (re: https://bsky.app/profile/gothamgirlblue.com/post/3lin67dtxuc2p). Have a fancy coffee drink on me. Cheers!
February 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
Screenshot of Lisa Simpson looking jaded and weary. She's wearing a blue blazer and standing in front of what looks like an auto junkyard. The caption reads: "It looks like I have to take down the system."
December 28, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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This delightful post reminded me of the time my husband 'shopped a Fresca label on a 12-pack to troll me, a Fresca enjoyer. Took me DAYS to notice.
Photo of an altered Fresca label. The real label (not pictured) says something like, "FRESCA - SWEETNESS LEVEL - ORIGINAL | TOUCH OF SWEET | UNSWEET" with a sort of dial reading "2 | 1 | 0" left to right. My husband's fake label lists the "sweetness labels" as "GALL | BILE | POISON"
December 21, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Feeling tremendous confidence in legal AI
Screencap from a blog post on the Thomson Reuters website. The headline, which is the relevant portion, reads: "For in-house counsel, today's AI is a study in contrasts" Screencap from The Simpsons depicting a meeting of Springfield Elementary's Model UN club. Milhouse represents Poland, Lisa represents France, and Bart represents Libya. Principal Skinner is facing the children with his hands clasped behind his back. Bart is finishing his slapdash, ill-researched presentation about Libya, which ends with him saying, "In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts."
December 13, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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My sweet old lady (18 years old later this month). #proofofcat
A white, gray, and black cat sleeps on the back of a beige sofa, one paw covering her nose and mouth.
November 11, 2024 at 1:29 AM