Pumpkin Jessie
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Pumpkin Jessie
@judgejw.bsky.social
I’m Jessie
Everyone who says sellout is just mad nobody was buying
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I like pumpkins
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This should just say “if you care about what you do, it’s probably a con. If you’re a hack piece of shit who doesn’t give a fuck, it’s a pro”
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Also AI coding is bad and doesn’t work lmao
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Only if you develop shit software
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The only significant figure when it comes to cake is how many you can eat
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Kilogram cake, actually. Twice the size.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just straight from the bottle actually.
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Vanilla
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m seceding from pie country
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Calling the onion, we need a porkin across America sequel now more than ever
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This isn’t a call out, it’s a call-in
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Like, is the next argument, “and yet you post this from a smartphone”? It’s unreasonable to do this “let he without sin” routine about broad cultural problems
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Life is about compromises. Sometimes the compromise is “I hate driving but I like the grocery store that’s further away so I will drive further in traffic because I will enjoy the end result more” and sometimes it’s “what are the things I can give up that do no impede my ability to live”
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I’m not going to post the comic but this is literally the “and yet you live in society” meme, come on. It’s hypocritical to be aware of the problem while also being aware that decreasing your own standard of living isn’t actually going to fix that? And doing the things you ARE okay doing? Loser.
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Life is inherently a series of compromises, of figuring out what you believe in and what you’re willing to do for those beliefs and what you’re not willing to do and how you square those two categories. What you’re doing is bullying, and in bad faith, because you clearly don’t believe what you say
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
That’s why hybrids are going to stop global warming despite the fact that the majority of emissions are caused by industrial processes and not people driving to work because they don’t have public transportation that’s functional
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I too love to attack individuals for speaking about widespread systemic issues, because as we all know the way to fix systemic issues is to rely on individual action.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Yeah like how did a guy that opposed to the party’s agenda got into office as a dem to begin with!
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Also if I’m irrelevant why are you upset?
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Also this is just a really bleak way to look at the world. You can’t ever want better than what we’re offered? Really?
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
On the other hand, it seems like needing votes from people who don’t agree with them is a core feature of Dems electoral hopes. Sounds like those people have power even if Dems won’t acknowledge it
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This also goes for something like border policy, where it’s hard to tell if the electorate is moving right or if they’re moving with what’s considered acceptable political policy as a matter of course
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I disagree. I have a different set of values from you.
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just like quick question by the way, if Biden was the best, and it had been decades since the last guy that good, then that means everyone in between got worse on labor rights. What direction would you call that?
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM