jude singleton (they)
judesingleton.bsky.social
jude singleton (they)
@judesingleton.bsky.social
master’s student of linguistics ; university of florida ; psycholinguistics, predictive processing, dialectal variation
"Wah, my schizoid ramblings with a chatbot to whom I had abdicated my responsibilities as a student and researcher in the name of expediency have disappeared into an aether of my own volition!" Why must I pretend Bucher is Job when he is really a low-level schlemiel of the mind?
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This last (rhetorical) question somewhat presupposes that there ARE advantages to be found under/beside/within (?) the extant bloodbath -- I should stress I've never found anything more utterly picayune and rudimentary than the infotainment thuggishly plopped into my TL/department/syllabi.
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I am routinely fascinated by the willingness of scholars & academics, esp. those I admire, to abide the madcap integration of these technologies into curricula, etc.. How could you possibly divorce yourself from the reality your cute educational aid generator has a kill count > 10? (Hint: You can't)
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Insofar as I understand, the tolutiloquent hucksters helming the litany of weird shadow cabals referred to in polite company as proper legal corporations have absconded and otherwise shirked legal repercussion. Sogenannte “advancement” apparently requires a human meat grinder no one answers for/to.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Not enough to post a full face color photo of my wife and kid on my public BlueSky account — talk about a lack of self-control, LOL!
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ofc you promulgate IQ ‘science’, LOL. How much more of an excruciating blowhard can you get? I’ll pre-empt you: I think at this rate, the amount of hot air you’ve puffed could certainly keep the obese dross mound of your academic output afloat on the high seas.
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What an utterly bizarre thing to post. I think it’s safe to assume you either a). actually care about others’ thoughts and use your own family members as fodder for your epic blsky roast cannon or b). are not remotely intelligent enough to organize your own thoughts (likely both)
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I think it’s a door prize of all three + willful blindness + senility that they hand you whenever you creep out from Hell and enter the real world!
October 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Smarmy, media-tamed, prevaricating mouths are probably best trained with a ballgag or some other thing limiting air flow to the brain, so I’d say this is a fairly accurate claim.
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Don’t you know that the American people long to see DJT’s gizzardy bits magnified 200x and overexposed? You can almost see the rot underneath the skin!
October 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s cool and all that you needed to boil some innumerable gallons of water to remind yourself of a concept from Rhetoric 101, but have you considered that you never knew what you were saying to begin with and ought to just cut your losses at “slavish coddling of AI” and not that + “dullard?”
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM