Dubai chocolate: don't bother. Buy a Kinder Bueno and a bar of Caramac and eat together. Same effect!

I am stuck in the eternal doom loop that is Evri customer complaints. Having delivered a gift for my daughter to the wrong address, they are refusing to talk about compensation. Now what. This started in February ...

Every time I hear "British Steel" my brain jukebox plays "We're Only Making Plans For Nigel" by XTC

"It’s mixed. It needs mastering. It sounds really good. It’s floating somewhere between Sing to God and Guns, with lots of call backs to Little Man and a House. It's a real out of the ashes. I’m really, really proud of it.”

Jim Smith of #Cardiacs on their forthcoming album, LSD

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Oy Trump! How about you give Florida to the Palestinians? That's fair, right?

I am so deeply disappointed in this Labour government. All the promises they made, and the assurances of change. The reality is so different. I know they've only been in power for a little while, but all I can hear is the hollow sound of hopes and dreams cracking and breaking.

I'll miss knowing Two Jags is in the world. He was one of the very few authentic socialists left.

Magrat (four and a half) playing like a kitten

Just Sybil checking out the Dodo

Hello, I've just arrived, a new refugee from Twitter. Here's my C*******s present to myself, a Grayson Perry Red Alan Measles. I love him!